Mr_Make_Your_Calories_Count

Patience and understanding. I put the shit on everything.

[Mr_Make_Your_Calories_Count @IllustriousGod]

Merry Christmas to all. Enjoy your family…EVERY WEEK!!! @TayeDiggs

[Mr_Make_Your_Calories_Count @IllustriousGod]

@elonmusk It’s cool when they do it, it’s a problem when you do it…fuck em

[Mr_Make_Your_Calories_Count @IllustriousGod]

Notion + AI = magic 🪄 Join me in the alpha waitlist! https://t.co/7M8BX7Wxqy

[Mr_Make_Your_Calories_Count @IllustriousGod]

@HarperBetter_ @JoJoFromJerz You’re from Nj, sit down. 😂🤣🤣

[Mr_Make_Your_Calories_Count @IllustriousGod]

@f8the I guess you need to hear this…Yes it is. 😂🤣🤣

[Mr_Make_Your_Calories_Count @IllustriousGod]

@jawnnthadonn Too easy

[Mr_Make_Your_Calories_Count @IllustriousGod]

Check out 🔥🔥FIRE🔥BARZ🔥🔥's video! #TikTok https://t.co/rjVCF0vuIw

[Mr_Make_Your_Calories_Count @IllustriousGod]

How do y’all feel when it comes to macros when trying to lose weight???

[Mr_Make_Your_Calories_Count @IllustriousGod]

@locdnotbound_ He don’t be putting our business in the streets. 😂🤣🤣

[Mr_Make_Your_Calories_Count @IllustriousGod]

@agshouldvedied @sensiwebz Yea cause rape is funny right??? Dumbass

[Mr_Make_Your_Calories_Count @IllustriousGod]

@2extra4yo @sensiwebz Your sis is SOMEONE’S spirit animal.

[Mr_Make_Your_Calories_Count @IllustriousGod]

@tt_price @SantanMinaj2 @Shadycatdawg @sensiwebz Not that you shouldn’t make fun of black people. Just as a decent human certain things aren’t jokes. But I guess everyone doesn’t feel they need to grow up.

[Mr_Make_Your_Calories_Count @IllustriousGod]

That’s creepy. I’m good on that experience. ✌🏾

[Mr_Make_Your_Calories_Count @IllustriousGod]

Do they have bathroom fans you can control from your phone??? Asking for a friend. 🙄🥱😴

[Mr_Make_Your_Calories_Count @IllustriousGod]

@BarackObama why because he’s Great!!! 🤷🏾‍♂️💁🏾‍♂️🐯

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Sending my prayers to @TigerWoods and his family tonight—here’s to a speedy recovery for the GOAT of golf. If we’ve learned anything over the years, it’s to never count Tiger out.

[Mr_Make_Your_Calories_Count @IllustriousGod]

@terryjtucker @davidmweissman @tedcruz Good thing we’re NOT talking about humans, huh???

[Mr_Make_Your_Calories_Count @IllustriousGod]

@mkerrhardy Screw the pooch. It can’t vote. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Mr_Make_Your_Calories_Count @IllustriousGod]

Your spouse ever play the ‘blunt’ police??? She just pulled me over talking bout I was going on 10 mins in a 5 min zone. 😪😒

[Mr_Make_Your_Calories_Count @IllustriousGod]

China is using anal swabs for Covid-19 test.
What a 💩’e job. 🤦🏾‍♂️