AaroN lewis

Anyone who angers you conquers you.

You don't fight the existing system, you create one that makes the existing system obsolete... BP

[AaroN lewis @Iluvcrystalmeth]

Is Taylor Swift the president? -Madd

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"I thought basketball camp would be in the woods" -Huntington

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@shANeface Another skit idea when checking out at the register and it ask for signature he signs with his balls and walks out.

[AaroN lewis @Iluvcrystalmeth]

If you're ever bored or need a laugh read condom reviews on Amazon.

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@shANeface short idea. Guy trying to deposit a huge check like clearance house in a atm machine

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"Hey Mom you clean up nice." - H

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@shANeface janitors first day and he has to mop up a splash pad

[AaroN lewis @Iluvcrystalmeth]

I just cooked a hot pocket in the oven, it's a whole new experience.

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@shANeface That's how we do bath time with the kids when were in a hurry

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@shANeface another short idea a ninja who cuts wood at home depot by chopping it with his hands.

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Just saw the craziest thing. Three cars in the drive through line at Wienerschnitzel.

[AaroN lewis @Iluvcrystalmeth]

My son saw a bagel and cream cheese and thought he would be cool and make his own. Except he used mayo cause it looks the same and he didn't know. Now that's the only way he will eat a bagel.

[AaroN lewis @Iluvcrystalmeth]

@DoubleOhNegatve I don't know why we never worked this out but this weekend every year Volkswagen car show in Vegas. I've been 3 of last 4 years.

[Todd Gurley II @TG3II]

Beat Tennessee‼️
#GoDawgs https://t.co/jrtVGYQRnz

[AaroN lewis @Iluvcrystalmeth]

Poor next door neighbors today. #georgiafootball

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@DoubleOhNegatve https://t.co/wb2xPzP1Is

[AaroN lewis @Iluvcrystalmeth]

@HS_Orange Any ideas on a good burn mage deck you were referring to? Thanks

[Georgia Football @GeorgiaFootball]

Woke up like...
#GoDawgs #GeorgiaFootball

[Coach Kirby Smart @KirbySmartUGA]

Go Dawgs!!

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