'Lysa

Ilysa (uh-lys-uh)... You're welcome.

['Lysa @IlysaMeier]

Hi, hey, helloooo!!! Just your monthly reminder that'd I'd love to give you some bad ass nails 💅 ❤️ follow me and book on IG at https://t.co/vVoxndewm7

['Lysa @IlysaMeier]

Not @russdiemon skipping over Utah again 😭
Who's trying to go to Colorado with me to catch the show?! I'll even let you pick the road snacks lol

['Lysa @IlysaMeier]

At the lake some girls were talking about going to a house party and I just want to know when I got old enough to not get invited to house parties anymore.

['Lysa @IlysaMeier]

@buddhistblaire Pro tip: don't date again and just make your own soup.

['Lysa @IlysaMeier]

My boss loves @SleepToken so as a way to bother him I've been pretending I don't know the name. "Oh is this Nap Nickel?" "Wow, the vocals on this Tired Penny track are dope!" "What's the name again? Sleep Quarter?" He hates me but I'm having so much fun.

['Lysa @IlysaMeier]

Olivia is sad I'm making waffles instead of popping Eggos in the toaster. Kids are wack. I love her, but wack.

['Lysa @IlysaMeier]

It's the slamming doors that really grinds my gears. Are you a child?

['Lysa @IlysaMeier]

Idk if I need a vacation, some good food, or some D, or some cuddles but I am crawling out of my skin with how bored of life I am rn. Send help and some snacks because I'm about to spiral 🙃

['Lysa @IlysaMeier]

@dejaavu_420 They're probably a bitch.

['Lysa @IlysaMeier]

One of my favorite things to say is "don't make promises you won't keep" because it's not like you can't keep it, you just simply won't.

['Lysa @IlysaMeier]

How do I tell my boss that I need to go home because the lab just ain't hitting right today?

['Lysa @IlysaMeier]

My roommates 10 year old looked at a flip phone and asked "whats that" and I wasn't emotionally prepared to feel that old today 🙃

['Lysa @IlysaMeier]

Not to sound dramatic, but I'd die for Baymax #bighero6

['Lysa @IlysaMeier]

Why the actual fuck are adult bicycles so expensive? Have they always been a couple hundred dollars or am I looking in the wrong place?!

['Lysa @IlysaMeier]

I was have a low day but I did a face mask and took a good long shower cry and now I have Go Out With the Bitches energy. So where are we going 👀

['Lysa @IlysaMeier]

@hoodRICHins You guys don't have regular daily bathroom cries? Weird.... me neither 🫣😂

['Lysa @IlysaMeier]

@hoodRICHins I always feel better after my 3rd breakdown of the day

[ken @misskendaddy]

if i don’t text my friends every pointless thought in my brain at all hours of the day how will they know i love them

['Lysa @IlysaMeier]

Watching the homies fuck their whole life up because of alcohol is a different level of heartbreak. Seeing potential wash down the drain because of booze is just so sad.

['Lysa @IlysaMeier]

Oh we just ain't gonna say anything and hope it just blows over? That's some real childish shit