Ali Burns

Radio Personality | Production | Victory Park || Middays HOT 93.3 || Middays 101.1 KRMD|| Weekends WOLF 99.5 || Thoughts and opinions are my own. @imaliburns 🌈

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you.
It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

[Ali Burns @ImAliAaron]

Poured coffee over my tea bags today so guess let’s go ahead and skip to 2025 ✌🏻

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

me adding wet food to my dog’s dry food because he feels comfortable complaining despite being literally on sale at the humane society

[Ali Burns @ImAliAaron]

How can you tell if your doggy Christmas cookies are yummy? Well you taste them of course!! Find out how they turned out today on @1011KRMD :) 🐾🐶🎄

[Ali Burns @ImAliAaron]

Me and Scully thought Taylor Swift was going to be at the foosball game tonight..

[Ali Burns @ImAliAaron]

Nobody told me lesbians could get pregnant with each other and when you do it’s just litters of different adorable animals🐾💕

[Ali Burns @ImAliAaron]

This morning I was so sick I called my mom at 6am but then I got embarrassed and said it was a butt dial and then I felt guilty for lying so had to fess up that I just needed my momma moral of the story you’re never too old to wake your mom up to tell her you threw up 💕💕

[Ali Burns @ImAliAaron]

Google sports was 🤏🏼 close that’s actually Mia Hamm

[Ali Burns @ImAliAaron]

They are so fetch

[Ali Burns @ImAliAaron]

Love this new queer eye sports episode where Antoni goes to watch Taylor’s boyfriend try and catch a ball this is so cute

[Ali Burns @ImAliAaron]

Omg I didn’t know Taylor Swift had a football team love this for her 💕💕

[NFL @NFL]

In her RED era

@taylorswift13 @chiefs

[Ali Burns @ImAliAaron]

“Hey Grace take my picture with Taylor Swift” #VMAs

[Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake]

So five guys walk into an elevator…

[Ali Burns @ImAliAaron]

“Hey Grace take my picture with NSYNC” #VMA

[Ali Burns @ImAliAaron]

Wearing a Taylor Swift t shirt during the nsync reunion I AM NOT OKAY #VMA

[Ali Burns @ImAliAaron]

It finally happened, stepped in water in flared jeans and brikenstocks I’m back in 7th grade with wet ankles all day can’t believe gen z cancelled skinny jeans for this

[Ali Burns @ImAliAaron]

Starbucks keeps trying to offer me rewards on the app like it didn’t just destroy my existence last week with an iced Oleoto

[Ali Burns @ImAliAaron]

My girlfriend: I don’t watch reality tv
My girlfriend when I turn on Vanderpump Rules:

[Ali Burns @ImAliAaron]

Tip for literally everyone: autocorrect likes to take over when texting ‘I love you so much’ and say ‘I love you so Lucy’ so unless you’re dating someone named Lucy, god bless you and everyone please send this to my girlfriend GRACE

[LSU Baseball @LSUbaseball]

THE TIGERS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS