An Reporter

Pronouns in bio because it makes me feel good to inform you I'm a Very Good Person. Do the Work™

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But @washingtonpost continues, undeterred, integrity be damned— because "#FakeNews as therapy" for shell-shocked Dems is profitable💰!

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@WaldrepSplitter Trade this Bonefish Grill giftcard, some crayons, and some Herbal Essence 2-in-1 shampoo for a Tesla.

The Model S Plaid is vehicle I need.
Get it done.

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@nemorikki @SethDillon

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@patrickbigpix @DOBrienATL I, too, show remarkable patience whenever I sleepily shuffle around at work.

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@DOBrienATL Thanks but that's just a transcript of AA's hostage video. None of that explains why they'd rather pay Iggy to play for the Braves instead of paying Iggy to play for someone else in exchange for getting a prospect or two

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@JimmyMcRussles Maybe that or Ozuna declined the trade

[McJingleheimer @JimmyMcRussles]

Refusing to Fire Snitker is like refusing to remove a tumor because you've been together for so long.

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@CBSNews Varying degrees

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@benjmakesmovies @JamaalBowmanNY Representation©

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@Terrabight2 @RalstonReports Because each time it’s worked out for his side thus far. Rest assured if Rs came back to win days after every election from ballot dumps and arbitrary whoopsies!, it would be existential

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@RalstonReports What does the term "too big to rig" mean to you?

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@RepSwalwell Fang²

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@RalstonReports Do you feel good about "late mail drops" as an element of Nevada elections?

[Destiny | Steven Bonnell II @TheOmniLiberal]

IT’S OVER, I’M CALLIN’ IT, HARRIS WINS!!!!

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@usatodayDC He misplaced his keys.

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@DavidShuster In a sea of cope, this is top tier premium grade A

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@pegobry_en https://t.co/dneb4DOyZ4

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@DavidShuster Cope

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

Holy shit: NYT Needle has Trump winning the popular vote

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Ann Selzer get ready to learn Chinese, buddy.