Andrew Carroll

[🏃🏻‍♀️ @bagelaureate]

5-4 decision for something written and enumerated plainly by the Constitution of the United States

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone

[Keegs @lordesghoul]

There’s a chicago-wide conspiracy to walk slow in front of me

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

This is correct. I attended the Supreme Court arguments. Trump DOJ argued alongside Bayer/Monsanto that because the EPA had already blessed glyphosate, no state government could require labels disclosing cancer risk. The EPA & DOJ in this instance was only there to protect Bayer.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

‼️SCOTUS rules Monsanto/Bayer can’t be sued for omitting a warning even if their herbicides do cause cancer. Even if the legal reasoning of the court is sound in this case, it’s a blatant travesty of justice. Congress and the President can fix this and we absolutely should.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I'm not running for office. But if I were, these are some of the lessons I'd take away from what happened in NY yesterday.

1. Authenticity is measurable. Voters can smell a focus group from a mile away.

2. Endorsements from the current Democratic leadership now read like warnings. The establishment wing of the party is no longer a sword. It's a question mark.

3. Conviction beats caution. The candidates who said hard things about rent, about who pays for what, about Gaza, they won. The triangulators lost.

4. Cost of living is everything. Everything else is wallpaper.

5. The middle is not a strategy. It's an empty room. Voters reached past the establishment to grab someone who actually believes something.

6. Don't fear the base. Court it. The Democrats who ran from their own voters lost. The ones who ran toward them won.

7. If you want to lead a party you have to be willing to fight inside it. Mamdani didn't ask permission. He took the field.

The lesson under the lessons: the country is tired of being managed. People want to be led.

[Jessica Tarlov @JessicaTarlov]

The MOU is all carrots, no sticks. And the administration lied all week claiming the leaked versions weren’t the actual deal because they knew it was so terrible. Trump’s only choice is to blame Vance, which he’ll happily do.

Ben Shapiro called it a “disaster.” Bill Cassidy called it “the worst foreign policy blunder in decades.”

The agreement includes sanctions relief, oil export waivers, the release of frozen assets, and a $300 billion reconstruction commitment, while many of the administration’s original objectives remain unresolved or discarded. It’s bad!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The deal with Iran will go down as one of the most incompetent ever made. The U.S. lost on virtually every point. We just don't win anymore!

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Greenland is now asking Trump to invade, hoping to secure a deal similar to the one Iran got.

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

You don’t help “rebuild” nations you go to war with unless they unconditionally surrender.

Otherwise, you’re just enriching the very regime you didn’t defeat.

A $300B “reconstruction fund” for Iran, even if they supposedly comply for a few years to get the money, is bad news.

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

Trump gets BRUTALLY HAIRMOGGED by American diplomat Callista Gingrich 💀🤯

[Rotimi Adeoye @_rotimia]

Wow I can’t believe they did the meme

[Pat Dennis @patdennis]

Are you telling me my tax dollars are being sent to rebuild all the shit that Pete Hegseth blew up also with my tax dollars

[Czarina @fishontherun02]

Free him

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[String Bean Enjoyer @FrenchWyoming]

At what point does this kind of misplaced indignation just completely undermine any future claims of cultural appropriation? Is this narcissism not itself deeply problematic?

[Covie @covie_93]

Scientists and infectious disease experts are now saying the root cause of the hantavirus outbreak on board the MV Hondius cruise ship was lack of ballroom.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Rare win for Meritocracy in a country that loves giving rich people whatever they want