Andy Haynes

Comedian, writer, pit fighter. Father to six beautiful girls.

[Andy Haynes @imandyhaynes]

Being so Christian you become Muslim.

[Baptist News Global @baptist_news]

TRENDING: Men-only gyms seek to protect Christian men from lust - https://t.co/96kVgeZp2X

[Story Warz @StoryWarz]

Jay vs Luis: Who is telling the TRUTH?

Tonight at 8PM E‼️ @pandji @RuddyPeyton & @imandyhaynes FACE OFF in an all new #StoryWarz! Link in bio!

[Andy Haynes @imandyhaynes]

Telling somewhere their a real trooper, and then also saying #ACAB

[All Things Comedy @allthingscomedy]

What would you ask him? @imandyhaynes @IamMikeCannon @nickalexcomedy
#ATCpresents #beautifulboys

[Laughs Comedy Club @LaughscomedySEA]

🚨This weekend! @imandyhaynes returns to his hometown of Seattle and we're so excited!

🎟️🎟��🎟️:
https://t.co/e969Q1URGY

[Andy Haynes @imandyhaynes]

@LegacySiu Such a waste of water.

[Derek Bryant @DerekJohnBryant]

On @mostmoralpod @mattlieb, @DanielBMate and guest @imandyhaynes
look at desperate last attempts to smear Mamdani https://t.co/eF1gBe2avz

[The Comedy Cellar @ComedyCellarUSA]

it’s not @imandyhaynes fault that he’s a p*ssy

#standup #nyc #comedy #comedycellar #comedycellarvegas #standupcomedy #anne #funny

[Briahna Joy Gray @briebriejoy]

You can openly argue Black people are inferior, that they should be murdered for precrime etc, and polite liberals will applaud you in the Times. Say “free Palestine” and they’ll accuse you of “Jew hatred” and fire you from your job. The disrespect liberals show for Black Americans is disgusting & disqualifying.

[Andy Haynes @imandyhaynes]

@DesireeAmerica4 How you gonna be homophobic when you got a drag queen name?

[Andy Haynes @imandyhaynes]

@chaXolon Why are you mad about milk?

[Andy Haynes @imandyhaynes]

I’m in Paris and I ordered an oat milk latte and the waiter said no.

[Andy Haynes @imandyhaynes]

I think PSG might win this thing.

[Cracked.com @cracked]

You guys watch any surgeries lately? Check out Andy's full set HERE! https://t.co/cPPF6toCMI @imandyhaynes

[The Danny Brown Show @DannyBrownShow]

Open your third eye. 👁️ #TheDannyBrownShow Ep. 150 with @imandyhaynes

[The Bitchuation Room Podcast @BitchuationPod]

Tomorrow (4/8) we are LIVE with comic @imandyhaynes
@fivefourpod's Michael Liroff to discuss the Supreme Court's latest ish and if the economy is memestocks all the way down now!

Watch the show on Youtube or Twitch 🎰

[The Danny Brown Show @DannyBrownShow]

The weirdos from the web are back again! And they’re here to traumatize comedian @imandyhaynes

[YMH Studios @YMHstudios]

It's all fun and games until you're recording her TikTok dances. All new ep of #TheDannyBrownShow with @imandyhaynes is up! https://t.co/QyrFbTC3LZ

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Have you?

[Creek and Cave @creekandcave]

@imandyhaynes doing some detective work 🕵️ on the crowd 😅 catch him LIVE in Austin THIS Thursday March 27th at 8pm! 🙌 Get your 🎟️🎟️: https://t.co/mfNDZnHXTy

[Andy Haynes @imandyhaynes]

Move over lions, there’s a new world’s biggest pussy.