Ashley Parker

I'm all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.

[BioWare Gear Store @BioWareGear]

Calibrations complete. 💯

The limited edition @MassEffect Garrus Vakarian Statue is now available at the BioWare Gear Store! Get yours before they’re all gone: https://t.co/oxGKJ2dW5v

[Ashley Parker @ImAshParker]

There had been a ridiculously increasing amount of cooking on #GBBO but seriously, a Technical with NO baking?!?! How does that get approved?! #GBBS

[Ashley Parker @ImAshParker]

Do you think the contestants on #GBBO were contractually prohibited from mentioning that there was literally zero baking in the technical? #GBBS

[dina @sharpelances]

esti and her parents, lupe and jess #ALeagueOfTheirOwn

[Ashley Parker @ImAshParker]

@WrayDaniel They didn't share her name or the context of her stole ministry!

[Ashley Parker @ImAshParker]

This is what it means to be the body #vaumc22 💕🥰🌈💒

[Ashley Parker @ImAshParker]

So tired of the Bishop asking for forgiveness without apologizing or making amends or changing her behavior. #vaumc22

[Kālī Auset @tesuailak]

Do men grab other men's waists when they are trying to get by or...?

[Ashley Parker @ImAshParker]

Bold choice, @USsoccer, to not include a women's version of the Women's National Team jerseys in the 4-star store.
https://t.co/7RjF26tUUZ
#wnt #wcc #ussoccer #wtf #4stars #uswnt

[Ashley Parker @ImAshParker]

WHERE THE EFF IS CAROLE KING, PBS?! #caroleking #nationaltreasure #july4thpbs #pbs #thereasonicame!

[Ashley Parker @ImAshParker]

The visuals for the TV audience are great, but super disappointing for the live audience that some of the performances for #capitolfourth rehearsal were moved offstage :( #july4thpbs #pbs

[Ashley Parker @ImAshParker]

What kind of a**hats are reselling tix to the sold out Lizzo Anthem show at a 300% markup?? #humansaregarbage #jerks #lizzo #theanthem

[Ashley Parker @ImAshParker]

My #FIFAWWC bracket was ruined before the knockout round even began, and it just gets worse and worse! 😆

[Ashley Parker @ImAshParker]

Tough run four #CAN2019 :(
#FIFAWWC

[Ashley Parker @ImAshParker]

2/2

[Witch Court Reporter @witchcourt]

Every time Edmund bought discount cheese, he would wake up that night to the witch whisking an awful smelling wet rag all over his face. #norfolk1616

[Ashley Parker @ImAshParker]

1/2

[Witch Court Reporter @witchcourt]

The witch was angry with Edmund, a rival cheesemonger, because he kept trading discount cheese from Holland & damaging her business. #norfolk1616

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

SURVIVE AND ADVANCE! 🇺🇸

A pair of Rapinoe penalty kicks sends the U.S. into the #FIFAWWC quarterfinals, where they will face France. 👀

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

Got the job done 👊 🇺🇸

On to Quarterfinals and a matchup with host France in Paris on Friday!

#OneNationOneTeam

[Ashley Parker @ImAshParker]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! #uswnt #WorldCup2019 #FIFAWWC

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Today as we remember the 49 people stolen from their friends and family at Pulse Night club we must remember to #HonorThemWithAction

Every single instance of gun violence is another opportunity to make it the last, let’s stop waiting and let’s start working.