Austin Harris

Somewhere between Alan and Avril

[Nate Bargatze @natebargatze]

Nobody knows

[Austin Harris @ImAustinHarris]

Taylor Swift is a lucky woman

[Travis Kelce @tkelce]

Why did Chris Farley have to die... Smh he could have had endless amounts of hilarious movies!!! Watching #BlackSheep

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Sandler to Taylor Swift: “May you continue to support one another; may your love and connection grow exponentially over the years”

Swift, crying: thank you

Sandler to Travis Kelce: “shabbadoo, tally hoo hoo, DE DOO!”

Kelce, dying laughing: isn’t he the best

[Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey]

bets still on the table America, yet.

[Austin Harris @ImAustinHarris]

Wow. I really called it

[Austin Harris @ImAustinHarris]

Here’s the pitch. A Netflix documentary on Charlie Sheen

[From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 @HammsLager]

So "Pride Month" is in full effect.

As such, I think it's a great time to remember the sage words from the master, Norm Macdonald, and his thoughts Pride.

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕘𝕚𝕔 𝕊𝕜𝕠𝕝 𝔹𝕦𝕤 @skolallday27]

BREAKING: The Soggy Bottom Boys have pulled out of the Great American State Fair

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

BREAKING: Aimee-Leigh and Baby Billy Freeman have pulled out of the Great American State Fair.

[Austin Harris @ImAustinHarris]

Imagine explaining this to the founding fathers

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Austin Harris @ImAustinHarris]

It was a good episode

[Austin Harris @ImAustinHarris]

Not putting Marshals on Monday with the other two federal law enforcement shows makes no sense

[Variety @Variety]

CBS has unveiled its 2026-2027 primetime schedule: https://t.co/4APlC3JNPr

MONDAY
“FBI”
“CIA”
“Harlan Coben’s Final Twist”

TUESDAY
“NCIS”
“NCIS: New York”
“NCIS: Origins”

WEDNESDAY
“Survivor”
“The Amazing Race”

THURSDAY
“Georgie & Mandy’s First Marriage”
“Eternally Yours”
“Elsbeth”
“Cupertino”

FRIDAY
“Sheriff Country”
“Fire Country”
“Boston Blue”

SATURDAY
“48 Hours”

SUNDAY
“60 Minutes”
“Marshals”
“Tracker”

[Austin Harris @ImAustinHarris]

I’m a very well documented fan of @_megmoroney across the board, but it’s clear I’m the biggest fan of Emo Moroney

My favorite songs on each album
Lucky - Mustang or Me
Am I Okay? - Hope You’re Happy
Cloud 9 - Wedding Dress

And of course, Hair Salon got me hooked

[Austin Harris @ImAustinHarris]

It’s lines as simple as “he’s a lotta bit pretty” and “how the turns have tabled” that really showcase how good of a songwriter @_megmoroney is.

[Austin Harris @ImAustinHarris]

This sounds incredible

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jason Statham will star as Jason Statham in a new action-comedy ‘JASON STATHAM STOLE MY BIKE’.

The film is being developed by David Leitch.

(Source: Deadline)

[Austin Harris @ImAustinHarris]

@brysenthegolfer Congrats brother

[Tiocfaidh Cheese @DarkFlanders]

Really shouldn't be putting up pictures like this right now

[Austin Harris @ImAustinHarris]

Just found out @_megmoroney recorded a cover of The Truth. This needs to be put out into the world somehow. I need to hear it.

[Kennedy @KennedyNation]

Disgusting, unnecessary and inappropriate.

[Austin Harris @ImAustinHarris]

Why on earth would I do that

[🇫🇷🇪🇬 @jyotilovebot]

why aren’t people boycotting stranger things i’m confused