Bardock

A Saiyan and father of Raditz and Kakarot. Screw the elites. Ran by @KingofChomp

[Bardock @ImBarduck]

It’s important to teach our students what leadership means. About how Bloody and regretful it can be.

[Bardock @ImBarduck]

What the fuck is a Majin????????

[Android 21 @EvilAndroidVomi]

MAJIN ANDROID.

ITS THAT SIMPLE

[Bardock @ImBarduck]

….

What? So like… you’re a cannibal who gains power from eating people?

Huh… so you’re a Space Wendigo?

[Android 21 @EvilAndroidVomi]

I'm saying I will turn you into an item of food and eat saidbfood to obtain your power

[Bardock @ImBarduck]

I am a snack. But seriously you need to back off with the flirting.

[Android 21 @EvilAndroidVomi]

Then maybe for as stupid as you are you'll make a worthwhile snack...

[Bardock @ImBarduck]

Well if we’re measuring dicks, I fought a God of War

He taught me some hard lessons but I got through it.

[Android 21 @EvilAndroidVomi]

You're speaking to the woman that was able to face off against third grade Super Saiyans, fusions, snd more.

Just know that my power is immense

[Bardock @ImBarduck]

Let’s just say there’s a reason you can’t pick up my entire energy signature.

And why despite not being able to sense yours I’m not exactly worried.

[Android 21 @EvilAndroidVomi]

Hm...

Then perhaps I'm underestimating you...

[Bardock @ImBarduck]

Yeah. And about 6 or 7 other variations of it give or take.

[Android 21 @EvilAndroidVomi]

I have absolutely no clue who "Turles" is but let me ask you this?

Can you even achieve Super Saiyan?

[Bardock @ImBarduck]

First off, I could more than handle Frieza now. It’s been a few decades since we last faced off.

Second off ain’t no way in hell you’ve met Turles and ain’t no way in hell he’s stronger than me.

[Android 21 @EvilAndroidVomi]

And you couldn't handle FRIEZA? I have Frieza's DNA and surpass him tenfold! Maybe if you had more power like the man you look like you would have a chance!

[Bardock @ImBarduck]

No need to be rude. Where I come from we deck rude people in the shnozz.

We Saiyans don’t take disrespect. And I am a 70 year old man with absolutely nothing to lose.

[Android 21 @EvilAndroidVomi]

Go die in space a second time for all I care!

[Bardock @ImBarduck]

For your information I already died, but it was in an explosion in space. Cause Frieza’s a dick.

[Android 21 @EvilAndroidVomi]

Go die in a hole!

[Bardock @ImBarduck]

Now you’re deflecting YOUR issues on me. You’re the one who started this crap.

Typical.

[Android 21 @EvilAndroidVomi]

...I'm leaving.

I'm sick of your crap.

[Bardock @ImBarduck]

Yeah we’ve established that

But you should know better than to try to seduce a brilliant scientist such as myself. I’m too intelligent to fall for your tricks.

[Android 21 @EvilAndroidVomi]

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MARRIAGE

[Bardock @ImBarduck]

You’re the one coming onto a married man. Thats the weirdness.

At least you realized your mistake. Better late than never.

[Android 21 @EvilAndroidVomi]

...You know what?

I don't even want to eat you anymore! You're making it weird!

[Bardock @ImBarduck]

…

You sure have some weird kinks on this planet.

[Android 21 @EvilAndroidVomi]

I'M GOING TO TURN YOU INTO A SWEET AND EAT YOU, FOOL!

[Bardock @ImBarduck]

Look lady, just because you are fine being a home wrecker that doesn’t mean I’ll waver my loyalty to my wife!

[Android 21 @EvilAndroidVomi]

Eh-

I don't give a damn about your marriage???

[Bardock @ImBarduck]

I’m married

[Android 21 @EvilAndroidVomi]

You know, I'm getting really hungry...

Maybe you'll have to do!

[PISTACIA ピス @Pistacia_DB]

ギネさん

#DragonBall
#DragonBallFanArt

[Bardock @ImBarduck]

@TheRatio_Demon There was a time this was the funniest shit ever

What a time to bully children on the internet

[Bardock @ImBarduck]

Heh, that’s us saiyans for ya

[Bardock @ImBarduck]

@TheRatio_Demon

[Bardock @ImBarduck]

@TheRatio_Demon Kids these days don’t know the goddamn culture smh