Greg Faldint

I haven’t given cactuses a fair shot

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straight up, FUCK the crust on uncrustables

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actually cannot wrap my mind around existence right now

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life isn’t real

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not having a meltdown it’s a breakthrough

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i practice abstinence, it’s voluntarily fuck you

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i don’t do drugs I just sometimes succumb to my idiot brain

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my brain is a bitch, i literslly get a brain freeze eating cereal

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people exist without smart phones lmfao

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some of y’all better start recognizing my mf talent so I can retire at 55 like I goddam deserve

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i’ve never learned my uncle’s name and I will never ask

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that dude who eats bicycles has no chill, probably

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shoutout to that time we thought the world might end

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why do we exist

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i fuck with stale Pringles

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why when I was younger would I find Waldo like what the fuck

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how the fuck does butter work

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i won’t use mild sauce from @tacobell but I’ll eat ass smh

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haven’t hit a deer in a while so

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if you have more than 200 Snapchat friend, you’re a hoe

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