We are cancelling our USA vacations
We are not buying American products
We are cancelling contracts with Elon Musk
We are removing all American liquor from our shelves
We are cutting our power to states that rely on it
We stand with Ukraine
We will never be the 51st state
The moment U.S. tariffs came into effect this morning, so did the Canadian response.
Canada will be implementing 25% tariffs against $155 billion of American products.
Starting with $30 billion worth of goods immediately, and the remaining $125 billion in 21 days’ time.
Dear Canadians,
I hope you realize half of the American people (and probably more) are with you and definitely not with trump. He is trying to destroy our beloved nation and I feel as though I should apologize for him. 🇨🇦🇺🇸
Sincerely,
An American citizen.
America, enjoy paying 25% more for everything. Enjoy watching your savings shrink in the stock market. Enjoy living in an isolated country, locked in relentless conflict with its own allies and partners—all because clueless Trump is obsessed with tariffs.
Have fun!
Dear Ma & Pa MAGA,
Trump’s tariffs will raise prices, slow economic growth, cut profits, grow unemployment, worsen inequality, diminish productivity and increase global tensions.
Stocks are selling off, consumers are fearful and pulling back on spending, the Nasdaq is teetering near correction, we’ve aligned with Russia, imported sex traffickers, gutted a suicide prevention hotline for our vets, stopped feeding starving kids, ceased monitoring Bird Flu, defunded childhood cancer research, and dismantled the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau all while shitcanning air traffic controllers, park rangers and firefighters.
Everything you buy is now more expensive, your access to quality healthcare is diminishing, the airplanes you fly on, your workplace, the food you eat, the air you breathe and the water you drink are all less safe, public education is about to be defunded which means those critical services your autistic child desperately needs will soon be gone.
Our economy is tanking, our longstanding partnerships with the world’s democracies are crumbling, wildfires are raging, farmers are struggling, jobs are disappearing, infectious diseases are spreading, and the cost of living is rising. Rapidly.
Oh yeah, and that Social Security you paid into and that Medicaid you rely on are about to go bye-bye all so we can make room for even MORE tax cuts for the billionaires who wouldn’t so much as piss on you if you were on fire.
Your lives have just become massively more difficult, less safe, less equitable and much, much more expensive.
Your kids are going to be poorer, dumber, hungrier, sicker, and less safe.
But at least you won the “war on pronouns” and that imaginary trans kid you invented in your willfully fucking stupid smooth brained minds won’t be playing third base on your daughter’s softball team.
At least there’s that, right?
So much winning.
You really must be sick of it.
🚨🎙️ @FriedgeHNIC on the possibility of Mitch Marner not being a Leaf for the rest of his life:
"I understand it all. It's not easy. But, a) he's a great player, and b) I think everybody will regret it if he leaves. I think the team will have a huge hole. I think he really does love being a Leaf, and when he retires, he should be known as the greatest Toronto-born Maple Leaf ever."
— @CamandStrick
#leafsforever