the human is spending the day. looking for “the best deals.” on their little computer. but i think i am offering. a pretty good deal myself. they feed me. and i will love them so much. forever
Legit call from the school:
Principal: I just wanted to touch base with you. Your daughter was baiting seagulls into the playground with gummy worms and actually caught one; Like in her arms. It did bite her—not hard, but I needed to inform you that we filed an incident report
Halloween Nightmare Fuel Wildfire
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