Flowers

Stuff and things, happily engaged to @beeenahhh

[Flowers @ImCaptnFlowers]

Wow the new video format on Twitter is dogshit lmao

[Flowers @ImCaptnFlowers]

I'm good I'll just keep eating the crayons thanks

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Jones Soda and Crayola have released a limited-edition soda pack that turns six iconic crayon colors into drink flavors

[Flowers @ImCaptnFlowers]

Reminder that Xenoblade is as good or better than your fav

[Medulo @Meddulo]

Nintendo franchise tier list

[Flowers @ImCaptnFlowers]

People post clips with mods that instantly self report themselves as having to repeat the third grade

[Susu @Susup100]

New mii sword 0td just dropped

[Flowers @ImCaptnFlowers]

Clip unrelated

[Flowers @ImCaptnFlowers]

The joke is that if you live anywhere in America you legitimately can never say for sure

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“i can’t tell if it’s gunshots or fireworks”

[Flowers @ImCaptnFlowers]

When it's raining shit outside but my bag looks really nice today so I have to try and get a video before its covered in shit

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A water activated bag that changes color when it gets wet

[Flowers @ImCaptnFlowers]

Almost too on the nose I feel like

[Robert Skvarla @RobertSkvarla]

America 250 is going well

[Flowers @ImCaptnFlowers]

One piece readers🤝not reading

Bro they've been like this forever. They're cold and mean to each others face but they have a rivalry because they know the other person is strong and so they trust one another. They don't have to be besties to recognize that theyre both skilled.

[Flowers @ImCaptnFlowers]

Bet you won't do it in a winter coat

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: By the way, on July 4th, it’s going to be approximately 107 degrees out, and I’m gonna go and I’m gonna make a really long speech just to show that I can do anything.

[Flowers @ImCaptnFlowers]

Completely shitting the bed on the biggest anniversary of our nation in our lifetimes to own the libs

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Ohio, West Virginia, Alabama Communities Forced to Scrap July 4 Celebrations After Trump Diverted Funding to D.C. Monument Projects — NOTUS

[Flowers @ImCaptnFlowers]

I thought Elites hadn't yet learned English in Halo 1? The Demon moniker didn't even come until later when Master Chiefs reputation preceded him and the entire Covenant knew about him. Right?

[James @wulfeart]

Okay, I know people will get mad about me pointing this out, but no Elite would call the Master Chief a Heretic. Humans can not be in the Covenant. They call him "Demon"

Thank you for visiting my autistic TED talk

[Flowers @ImCaptnFlowers]

One of those rulings that has amazed me in the modern day yet feels like a completely normal ruling during any other administration. Glad this happened but man we live in a dark era.

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

SUPREME COURT SAYS MAIL BALLOTS CAN ARRIVE AFTER ELECTION DAY

[Flowers @ImCaptnFlowers]

Luffy, Zoro, Nami and Usopp have lost all of their sauce that made their designs appealing, meanwhile Sanji just continues to be That Guy

[Saru 🐒 | ONE PIECE @Saru_D_]

Vous préférez quel design pour chaque ligne ? #ONEPIECE

[Flowers @ImCaptnFlowers]

Can you imagine if they faked his death as some seminal moment for the Republican movement and now he is holed up somewhere watching people AI generate videos of him kissing Donald Trump

[wrotator @wrotator]

Update: ChatGPT still thinks he’s alive, but We Are Charlie Kirk is now so embedded in its training data that it paraphrases it unwittingly

[Flowers @ImCaptnFlowers]

@WOKENJJT Rockstar knows people will buy it and now they can't resell their copies or lend them to friends and they save money on every 'physical' copy sold. Scumbag behavior but it is enormously profitable and they know they can get away with it.

[Flowers @ImCaptnFlowers]

Tell me someone else sees it when it goes back to the guy

[Flowers @ImCaptnFlowers]

The Formula 1 version of the Mario 64 speedrun

[Race+ @racepluscom]

How a gravel strike shut down Hulkenberg’s car 🤯

[Flowers @ImCaptnFlowers]

Is this a recession indicator? Guys?

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Viral ‘dopamine sites’ are letting users shop without actually spending money

The sites feature nonexistent products, reviews, and promotions, and let users checkout and track their “courier” all without actually buying anything

[Flowers @ImCaptnFlowers]

Yeah and I don't want to either

[Largacty3 𓅃 @largacty3]

The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll