Hao's life

Penn State '23 | @Khandyyy_ ‘s Asian friend | IRL: @WhatheHao #flyeaflesfly🦅

[Hao's life @ImDestroyyer]

@bandemedia Holy moly

[Hao's life @ImDestroyyer]

@TrevNikodym I’m sippin on that Yaroslavl all summer

[Hao's life @ImDestroyyer]

Okay but I wanna know what the tallEST boy looks like

[OutKick @Outkick]

Coors Light is rolling out a 'Tallerboy' for the World Cup that holds THREE beers in it

On sale tomorrow on Coors website

[Hao's life @ImDestroyyer]

@Trevmak12 She hit me up about 2000 times in the past two days, I’m sick of it

[Bridgewater Police (Massachusetts) @BwtrPolice]

05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.

[Hao's life @ImDestroyyer]

I’m Koreanmaxxing

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

🚨: Research reveals kimchi latches onto plastics in the gut and removes them through waste

[Hao's life @ImDestroyyer]

@Trevmak12 Yeah ur like five years behind unc

[Hao's life @ImDestroyyer]

Siege needs this

[ogisada @ogisadaDMA]

Game: Valorant
AC: Vanguard (VGK)
Today’s Vanguard anti-cheat update blocked the majority of DMA firmwares using SATA/NVMe.

VGK suddenly triggered an IOMMU restart warning in-game, after which the DMA firmware becomes completely unusable, even without the game running or after uninstalling Vanguard. Only fix is a full OS reinstall.

It’s using IOMMU to create read blocks, which permanently breaks the majority of almost all SATA/NVMe firmwares once triggered.

Even the advanced H2-board got affected.

Confirmed Firmware Block wave by @ItsGamerDoc

[Hao's life @ImDestroyyer]

@spaceFTP @Trevmak12 I will go above and beyond 0-12 on game day

[🇻🇦 Federalist Kin ❤️‍🔥 @0FedKin]

We have only ever seen 3% of indians..

[Mel ⚡️ @melTechFlow]

Living in Northern VA will kind of warp your reality ( in a good way). You get used to everyone having at least a masters degree, a tesla, making 6 figs, working in STEM for some big company.

The second I moved outside the DMV I realized how rare that was.

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

STOP VAPING YOU FUCKING RETARDS

[☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 @fw_lennox1]

fvck nudes send me pics of you smiling with your titties out.

[Hao's life @ImDestroyyer]

I guess all shibas are like this

[柴犬が作る幻の赤いキウイ🥝 @farm_docan]

出来上がりのジャガイモに陽があたって、緑化しないように種芋にしっかり土と犬を被せて保護。

[Hao's life @ImDestroyyer]

Telling my kids I didn’t survive world war 3 though 11 so they could sit on their iPad all day

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Rep. Ilhan Omar: “The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked… during World War ELEVEN.”

She must have gotten her education in the Quality Learing Center.

[jackie poo 🍃🍃 @cabbitattack]

new fat chud reveal:

[Victor Williams @ThePhillyPod]

Eagles now have two Biletnikoff Award winners on the roster.

• DeVonta Smith in 2020
• Makai Lemon in 2025

[𝄞 @hanawa]

If ur not asian and play OW in an asian language ur just a pedophile

[Hao's life @ImDestroyyer]

We conduct all drug tests on these people moving forward

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Homeless people are using dogs to test drugs for them on Skid Row in Los Angeles, California.

Non-profit group Starts With One Today says dogs are being abused, thrown away, sold for drugs, neglected, and fed drugs to make sure there is no fentanyl.

Animal advocates are ripping Mayor Karen Bass and other elected officials for not taking enough action.

“We’re coming out here, risking our lives to help these dogs with no support from the government,” said volunteer Joey Tuccio.

[Hao's life @ImDestroyyer]

Tracking ansh and Gurv’s period cycles so I can start winning ranked games

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

tracking the period cycles of your league duos can lead to increased winrates

i have 147 games of data on this.

my friend yuulu tweeted about it earlier because she finally saw the CRM i've been keeping on her for months.

overall winrate with her sits at 55.1%.

on period games? 52%.

off period? 57.5%.

that's a 5.5% delta over 5 tracked cycles with a 94.3% confidence.

the data doesn't lie. I have an excel with our accounts linked up to riots api and it pulls data based on kda, damage dealt & winrate.

during her period her aggression rating spikes to 8.6 out of 10 based on damage dealt and deaths.

that means during her period i'm playing TRISTANA.

rocket jumping into every fight.

matching her chaos with my chaos. if she's gonna flash forward i'm gonna flash forward with her.

we're both committing war crimes at the SAME TIME

off period? completely different player.

aggression drops to 4.85. plays calculated.

kda higher due to dying less.

best vision score. she's entering her peak janna phase.

so when she's off period i'm locking VAYNE. patient. scaling.

tumbling around and waiting for good opportunities to fight.

we play a slow methodical lane and farm up to late game. that's where we pop off.

the 57.5% winrate off period comes from this coordination.

we're not just playing league.

we're playing league AROUND her HORMONAL CYCLES.

most of you can't even tell when your duo is tilted after 3 games.

i can tell when mine is entering the pre-menstrual aggression window 3 days out based on over-aggressive timers alone.

her next cycle starts april 17th at 9:36am.

5.2 day duration estimated.

i've already shifted my youtube content creation strategy around this for viewers to be prepared for more Tristana commentaries.

this is the level of commitment required to climb with a duo.

you think you can just queue up with your friend and vibe your way to challenger? no. you need DATA.

you need ANALYSIS.

you need to know what play style she's locking BEFORE she locks it based on where she is in her cycle.

yuulu thought i was crazy when i told her the prediction. she opened her health app.

told me her app predicted her period to be between April 15th - April 19th.

my CRM beat her own body's tracking

Study the Saskio way