Doc

I’m a potato who plays video games and watches anime

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

my cat is licking himself loudly and wetly, somewhere in this pitch-black room, and it sounds like there's an old man eating a bowl of chili in the dark with me

[Makkor, Ornn Messiah 🐏 @MakkroLoL]

Born to be a pretty egirl on twitter that plays aram and chillmaxxes with huge butt. Forced to be a short bald albanian man with a big butt playing ornn and fighting against corrupt goverment alone in my chudness of my chud country. Such is life. Anyways Buff Ornn.

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

It's so funny to be right next to a 46 lane highway and the only noise you care about is the slow ass American trains

[tmuxvim @tmuxvim]

ok that is diabolical

[Doc @ImDocuwu]

@lordefranzia

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

OKC THUNDER LOSE

[Kevin Baron @DefenseBaron]

"I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity." - General Dwight D. Eisenhower

"I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine." - General William Tecumseh Sherman

[This You? @Thiss_Youu]

Ted Cruz back when gas was $3.68 a gallon

[Fortune 🎸🌭 @257gon_]

playing deadlock feels like this

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Victor Wembanyama:

[Propaganda & co @propandco]

The guy didn’t even attend debates

He just sat back and waited for Israeli money to do the job

This is democracy in America

[Chezy Yusuf @terrordroma]

I’m going to fucking scream.

[DioKio @DioKio_]

AMAZON YOU HAVE INFINITE MONEY PLEASE JUST HIRE MORE ANIMATORS

[im perfe tly clam actually!!so nowjust drop it now @suicidepussy]

losing a 4k parlay on kalshi and overnighting myself a glock

[Seed Oil Disrespecter™️ @SeedOilDsrspctr]

Lmao bros

[Exiled Komi ⚽️🇺🇸🇩🇪🇺🇳🌹 @Hidden_Collect]

average "inhabitant" of Dallas Fort Worth region

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Nav Toor @heynavtoor]

Researchers sent the same resume to an AI hiring tool twice. Same qualifications. Same experience. Same skills. One version was written by a real human. The other was rewritten by ChatGPT.

The AI picked the ChatGPT version 97.6% of the time.

A team from the University of Maryland, the National University of Singapore, and Ohio State just published the receipt. They took 2,245 real human-written resumes pulled from a professional resume site from before ChatGPT existed, so the human writing was actually human. Then they had seven of the most-used AI models in the world rewrite each one. GPT-4o. GPT-4o-mini. GPT-4-turbo. LLaMA 3.3-70B. Qwen 2.5-72B. DeepSeek-V3. Mistral-7B.

Then they asked each AI to pick the better resume. Every model picked itself.

GPT-4o hit 97.6%. LLaMA-3.3-70B hit 96.3%. Qwen-2.5-72B hit 95.9%. DeepSeek-V3 hit 95.5%. The real human almost never won.

Then the researchers tried the obvious objection. Maybe the AI is just better at writing. So they had real humans grade the resumes for actual quality and ran the experiment again, controlling for it. The result was worse. Each AI kept picking itself even when human judges rated the human-written version as clearer, more coherent, and more effective.

It gets worse. The AIs do not just prefer AI over humans. They prefer themselves over other AIs. DeepSeek-V3 picked its own resumes 69% more often than LLaMA's. GPT-4o picked its own 45% more often than LLaMA's. Each model can recognize and reward its own dialect.

Then the researchers ran the simulation that ends careers. Same job. 24 occupations. Same qualifications. The only variable was whether the candidate used the same AI as the screening tool. Candidates using that AI were 23% to 60% more likely to be shortlisted. Worst gap was in sales, accounting, and finance.

99% of large companies now run AI on incoming resumes. Most of them use GPT-4o. The paper just proved GPT-4o picks GPT-4o 97.6% of the time.

If you wrote your own cover letter this week, you did not lose to a better candidate. You lost to a worse candidate who paid OpenAI 20 dollars.

Your qualifications do not matter if the AI prefers its own handwriting over yours.

[Chili Dog @RobertJMolnar]

are we seriously at this point?

these are AI generated photos...these are not real people.....

[Armchair Warlord @ArmchairW]

Trump negotiating the release of eight AI-generated Iranian women with himself on his private social media site has to be a new low in the history of relations between different factions of the Human species.