ImDressingDown

Actor, Niece, and Mother. In that order.

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I hope other unattractive people are having a good day, we deserve it

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Scrolling on social media is the millennial version of Gen X having a cigarette

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person who was never heard the adage ‘holding a grudge is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die’: “once I get my hands on some poison, it’s over for you bitches”

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Stacie Orrico was right. There’s gotta be more to life

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See you at the cottage, Astoria? #heatedrivalry #astoria #nyc reserve at: https://t.co/jyegNNUBzF

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Gender???? I hardly KNOW HER!!!!

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NYC, come get y’all juice: https://t.co/XG4johncDN #HeatedRivalry #nyc #astoria #hollanov #wereallgoingtothecottage

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hudson williams’ viral arch son or sam reid’s viral bush daughter

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Applebee’s is a quality restaurant and k will die on this hill of oriental chicken salad

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Every time I video chat with my psychiatrist I’m forced to see myself in the front facing camera and realize that I’m the ugliest person who has ever lived

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Comedian @TomKellyShow made an AIDS joke while opening for U2 in 2009. I think about that sometimes

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A woman next to me on a first date brought her own container of coconut water to the restaurant

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Prediction/premonition: a prominent gay comedian is gonna get hate-crimed soon very badly. Not a threat, just a weird feeling?

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Is The Vampire Lestat a Zionist? 🤔 Can someone with knowledge confirm or deny?

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There should be a single (government-sponsored?) AI social media account that posts fruit-slicing videos. All other AI accounts should be banned. I mean this literally.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if sometime only replies to your triple text with a Tapback

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Can someone who knows Billy Joel ask him wtf a real estate novelist is

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you see a bad picture of yourself

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Life is so much harder when you’re ugly jfc