Drunk Driving

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@BleacherReport My goat, I guess I’m a Titans fan now

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@jayneiskool Although I guess they would be the hero then

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@jayneiskool I want a book where the villain is a chronic drunk driver

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@jzux My therapist told me to stop drunk driving. Fuck that.

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QOTD: More fun to drunk drive on beer or liquor?

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🎶 I love drunk driving, man I'm something else
Heat on my side, you're more than welcome to melt
I'm 'bout to finish a pound, you're more welcome to help 🎶

[Drunk Driving @ImDrivingDrunk]

@GovWhitmer Damn it feels good to be a drunk driver.

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The perfect Friday:
1- Lift
2- Burritos + Margs
3- Drive home drunk
4- Fortnite

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@POTUS President Biden, can we please legalize drunk driving. Thanks.

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@elonmusk Hey Elon do you drink and drive in your Tesla? It would be really cool if you do

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How I’m tryna be tonight

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Why the fuck are they called Irish car bombs if you’re not supposed to drive drunk afterwards????