dylan

got access to the kids but they don’t wanna see me!

[dylan @ImDylanRoy]

they’ve made it sound like a day out at alton towers. nothing more relaxing than death and dysentery.

[dylan @ImDylanRoy]

@TheGymGroup can’t get in paid my membership error code 3024. absolute disgrace bought a day pass and still won’t let me in

[dylan @ImDylanRoy]

they’ve actually ran out of things to say now

[dylan @ImDylanRoy]

@sportinghasselt what’s the score lads got u in a little 5 fold

[dylan @ImDylanRoy]

if you don’t rate Marco Veratti you don’t know ball

[dylan @ImDylanRoy]

quick reminder Ollie Robinson averages 21 with the ball

[dylan @ImDylanRoy]

@made_supreme @SunnyEdwards listen again mate it’s out of order

[dylan @ImDylanRoy]

@richardajkeys @FootballCliches Can’t wait Keysey

[dylan @ImDylanRoy]

can’t think of one me!

[Minister of Facts and Biblical Doctrine @theblessedmann]

@FrankKhalidUK What language are they speaking please? Messi is Argentine, Ronaldo is Portuguese... Is there a "middle ground language" that they both understand??
Honest answers please 🙏🏾

[dylan @ImDylanRoy]

@StoolFootball @SunSport was also seen with @JaiSmith2301 at mill point with a few canisters behind the shipping container or so i’ve heard…

[dylan @ImDylanRoy]

shock horror as comedian tells joke

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Here's Alfie Brown joking about Grenfell. 72 people died in that Tower.

[dylan @ImDylanRoy]

HAD ALL THE GOALS IN are you fucking stupid…

[dylan @ImDylanRoy]

least they’ll always have trafalgar square!

[Magpie Joe @MagpieJoe_]

Right side > actual fans
Left side > glory hunters

Soon we will be the team winning the trophy because football always wins.

[dylan @ImDylanRoy]

@NedSowden @danhaines1997 fuck me 😂😂😂😂

[dylan @ImDylanRoy]

cannot wait for this at lower league football, can picture ‘dicky dippinson set interrupted by checkatrade trophy third round’

[RihannasNavy @RihannasNavy01]

Cara Delevingne at the Super Bowl supporting Rihanna 🚨

[dylan @ImDylanRoy]

sorloth 🐐

[dylan @ImDylanRoy]

@J_CartwrightN0T @NedSowden

[dylan @ImDylanRoy]

@TheLathums @MikeRob1990

[dylan @ImDylanRoy]

@brasqizyzz @BarneyParsons3 This is my friend Barney he is a bit slow

[dylan @ImDylanRoy]

Juventus 2-0 down to an f1 track