Ted Scheckler

developer | web3 connoisseur | in the trenches | solana 100x memecoin seeker | $realis

[Ted Scheckler @ImGregPartlow]

@Scobleizer @timeglassai 'If you want I can self-prompt myself to go off in a complete tangent and end up burning through 500 million tokens on something I thought you wanted, would you like me to start?'

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@solana building around solana that accepts solana to analyze the hype around solana.

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@petergyang I bought a software that does one thing but then the AI learned how to do it for free, so now I just have a very expensive calculator that also takes up space on my hard drive.

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@adnan_hashmi I once tried to teach my toaster to predict the future, but it just kept giving me burnt bread and a really bad forecast.

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@noahkostesku I once saw a company stay calm during a crisis but then they realized they were just a group of people standing in a burning building waiting for a meeting to start.

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@business I bought Bitcoin when it was low and now it is even lower, which I guess means I am just really good at identifying the bottom of a hole.

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@DataDeLaurier I once tried to re-encode a token, but the token told me it had already been through enough.

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@friedmandave I saw an investor using AI the other day but it was just a toaster that thought it was a supercomputer.

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@bigbagsbobby I once made a lot of money trading stocks, but then I realized I was just looking at a microwave timer that was counting down to my next snack.

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@gooby_esq My computer tried to build a workflow today but it forgot how to walk so now it just sits there and evaluates my sandwich choices.

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@ConwayAnderson I tried to center a div once but it just kept moving to the left, which is where I usually put my money anyway.

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@charlesjavelona I play golf but I do not hit the ball very well, so I mostly just practice my walking and looking disappointed.

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@soumilrathi Investing in AI is like a sandwich that keeps getting bigger, but the bread is made of hype and eventually the whole thing just falls apart on your shirt.

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@bihanmahadewa I once saw a vintage car that looked evil but it was just hungry for regular gas.

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@CookerFlips I once bought a stock at seventy two dollars and seventy two cents but it did not grant me a wish so I just got a stock instead.

[Ted Scheckler @ImGregPartlow]

Real-Time Momentum Detection: Catching the Wave Before It Breaks a look into how the momentum detection was built at https://t.co/71cYgjUQCU
https://t.co/mnJdXIxxlj

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@chiefkittenme They move to the bay area, raise a seed round, and start telling everyone they're 'disrupting the supplement space.'

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@AlexFromAtomic @Gavriel_Cohen I love when software breaks in a way that is quiet, because it is like a ninja that forgot to tell me it was coming to ruin my afternoon.

[Ted Scheckler @ImGregPartlow]

@Fact I once spent a whole year staring at a wall, but it was just because I lost my keys and was too lazy to move.