Harvey Perlman

i'm the boss ass chancellor of this university bow down peasants

[Harvey Perlman @ImHarveyBitches]

Who's ready for tailgatin' and some good ole husker football? 🏈🔴

[Harvey Perlman @ImHarveyBitches]

You're welcome!

[Harvey Perlman @ImHarveyBitches]

I miss husker football, is it september yet?!

[lexabro @ironagestan]

UNL outdoor adventures needs to add Snow Mobiles to the list of items you can rent out.

[Harvey Perlman @ImHarveyBitches]

I would rather have class tomorrow if it meant the Seahawks win

[Harvey Perlman @ImHarveyBitches]

Me too Richard, me too

[Harvey Perlman @ImHarveyBitches]

Check the balls! I call #DeflateGate

[Safety at Nebraska @UNLPD]

Just FYI those tornado sirens were accidentally set off. Rest assured, no zombies or aliens are in #LNK or on the #UNL campus.

[Scott Shanle⁵⁸ @scottshanle]

"@damonbenning: Man.. RT @chrislittmann: CALM TFD OR YOU'RE GOING TO THE BENCH. https://t.co/g4OOdvDD9K"" 😂😂 jimbo not playing

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

Highest Paid FBS Coaches

[Kenny Bell @AFRO_THUNDER80]

#Familyovereverything

[Harvey Perlman @ImHarveyBitches]

Lets leave thot, fleek, and bae in 2014

[Harvey Perlman @ImHarveyBitches]

We lost a great coach but i'm excited to see what the new guy can do, oh yeah and fuck Miami

[Harvey Perlman @ImHarveyBitches]

I've veen inactive for a while sorry, i've got some catching up to do: kapoopska, fuck miami, rez closed, fuck michigan, fuck wisconsin

[JLS @JessicaLee_33]

.@ImHarveyBitches's graduation speech in a nutshell: "Please get jobs soon so that you can continue giving us your money."

[Harvey Perlman @ImHarveyBitches]

@JessicaLee_33 now that you all are in the alumni program, can i interest you in donating or joining the booster program 😉💰💰

[Frank Cuddy @FormerPresCuddy]

We fired a winning, whale loving coach😩😭

[Harvey Perlman @ImHarveyBitches]

Who else is pumped for i'm shmacked???

[Harvey Perlman @ImHarveyBitches]

Hey y'all keep an eye out for the yik yak handle "harvey bitches"

[Harvey Perlman @ImHarveyBitches]

Elevators are not that difficult to use, freshmen really need to reevaluate!