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My life is a true story I just made up. Other account: Above Nike

[Hmble @ImHmble]

@Nyanasaur @Mattizreal @dennistlin The foul line is a 3D plane. That’s why in flight, if any part of the ball touches the foul pole it is a fair ball. It’s horribly inconsistent for one to be fair and not the other.

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@HappyFriesBooks @alexconti Even if he did all that, fans would complain he didn’t have a passing td

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@Brian_Pelo @ByChrisMason @PhilAPerry Incredible play by the corner, affected extension of right arm without being blatant. But Parker has to make that play.

[𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐧 @HamlinIsland]

Putting love into the world comes back 3xs as much… thankful for everyone who has reached out and prayed. This will make me stronger on the road to recovery, keep praying for me! 🫶🏾3️⃣

[Hmble @ImHmble]

Wentz is already better as a TE than QB

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

WENTZ JUST SLAUGHTERED A DUDE

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@SimonOGK That’s awesome! Big things ahead for you!

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Got myself a girlfriend, what’s the over/under on hours played of cod MWII this year?

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@gu6zi When did you take this pic of me?

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@BeantownBrandon @KDPPatsfan85 @BEnglish017 @MikeReiss Mac may well be our future, but he’s going to be a Bledsoe, not a Brady. He’ll lead solid playoff teams, and maybe get to a couple super bowls in his career. Unfortunately the media will demand Brady-like success and half the fans won’t have realistic expectations.

[Hmble @ImHmble]

Jeep owners be like:

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

You can’t park there mate.

[Hmble @ImHmble]

@gu6zi @PerfectlyShots Jokes on them, marine biologists can’t afford that scooter

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@Blessed5012 @FreeBeacon Because any photographer would have already had plenty of time to capture the image she was looking to sell

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@girImuse That’s like 6 oz of coffee and 58 oz of cream. I’d need two just to function.

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@Drazinononda @LtToasterFish @adamundefined Ketchup

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Absolute legend/local hero from Lafayette, Louisiana rescued a 6-year-old from a burning house.

Both have been released from the hospital and appear to be okay.

[Hmble @ImHmble]

@disclosetv Dunkin would never

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Think the White House is going to do another one of these for this 4th?

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Planning a cookout this year? Ketchup on the news. According to the Farm Bureau, the cost of a 4th of July BBQ is down from last year. It’s a fact you must-hear(d). Hot dog, the Biden economic plan is working. And that’s something we can all relish.

[Hmble @ImHmble]

@gu6zi Holy crap I miss this so much. That was absurd! 🐐

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@ilovecats_98

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@gu6zi Ahh, didn’t realize it was so heavy on resources. Only ever used it for iw4x. Just record with your phone like the old days