Half an hour after an Aer Lingus flight reached 30,000 feet, the captain made an announcement:
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain, Sean Thomas. Welcome aboard Flight 280, non-stop from Dublin to Chicago. The weather is perfect today, so we should have a pleasant, smooth, uneventful flight. So just get comfortable, sit back, relax, and… OH… WHAT THE HELL!!”
The plane went completely silent. 😳
A few moments later, the captain came back on the intercom:
“Ladies and gentlemen, I’m so sorry if I alarmed you. While I was speaking, Maureen - our new and rather clumsy flight attendant - accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”
From the back of the plane, a passenger shouted:
“For the love of Jaysus, you should see the back of mine!” 🇮🇪😂
Dua Lipa has dropped her agent David Levy after he signed a letter calling to stop KNEECAP from performing at Glastonbury, due to their pro-Palestine activism.
“She views him as being a supporter of Israel's war in Gaza, and the terrible treatment of the Palestinians and that was made very clear through the letter that he signed and sent to Michael Eavis”, The Daily Mail reports.
You see the way Dejon just straight up blankly looks forward and basically ignores Meg when she’s addressing how she’s feeling and he is rude to her #LoveIsland#LoveIslandUK
Yasmin is spot on. The reason Harry is infinitely more bearable than Dejon is because he owns it. Dejon manipulates every situation to make himself look good #LoveIslandUK#LoveIsland
i think love island should only bring back islanders who WERENT voted off by the public, meg was voted off by the public whereas alima wasn’t so she should be back #LoveIslandUK#LoveIsland