Hunter Boyette

Comedian and disappointment to my parents.

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Girl at McDonald's drive through: "Your girlfriend's lucky I wish my guy would get me chocolate sundaes."
Me: "Yes. Girlfriend. Yes."

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@DHSgov Go fuck yourselves

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@saloni_g You deserve it for spoiling this week's Pokerface

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In less than a month, I'll be heading to the movie theater in a full Superman costume and I'll say, "ONE TICKET TO JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH PLEASE"

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@TizzyEnt I can literally smell this guy

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@theashleyray @lostgovernor uh oh.

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@TizzyEnt Even on a post like this the MAGAts are coming out of the woodwork. Sorry you had to deal with that. Same thing happened with my uncle last year. He was dead in his house for a month. I wish I checked in with him more often so he wasn't alone for so long.

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@Sky_RedLogic I believe you! Happens to the best of us.

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@TizzyEnt Hey man, I just sent you a message. Seeking advice and whatnot. Thanks.

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@ChaseMit Outside of actually searching for it today, I haven't seen a single trailer for this thing. I strongly suspect they want it to fail so they can tell anyone who is upset by their shitty tax write-off scams "Told ya"

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@PeytonElroy If you think that's impressive, I'm but a man of 37!

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@kiss_my_grits01 @Phil_Lewis_ The dog died because it was in a crate with no access to food or water. This took a whole 30 seconds to Google. But hey, cool meme.

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@Andymc1983 It was probably a gas leak you fucking weirdo

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@TizzyEnt I appreciate how you're not saying "fuck this guy" and are more interested in talking about HOW people end up like this and how we can help people like this. Good take.

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The art of the self-own.

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@skinnyTAKARA Who is female?

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@dandock After watching it, I have to wonder, did Hudson Thames even read the script? The show is "woke" in all the ways the term is meant to be used. I love it.

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@pattonoswalt Great show last night! I really fought the urge to keep from telling the people near me to stop "contributing" to your jokes, though. I don't know why people do that.

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Elon Musk needs to talk to a friend of mine

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@jakepaul That's one way to look at it. Another is go fuck yourself.