Alex Murray

Too high for this.

[Alex Murray @ImInYourBooty]

@mikaylacantfly Ha! It’s neither

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Alex Murray @ImInYourBooty]

Such a hard habi to break, good for you

[rockstar @cadefart]

6 months clean off gas station dick pills

[Alex Murray @ImInYourBooty]

@urbnstocks Haha gas is a daily expenditure? It’s a necessity. You can’t just buy less because you want to. If you have to drive, you have to buy gas.

[WSHH FANS @WSHHFANS]

😂😂😂

[Sara Jacobs @SaraJacobsCA]

It's 2022. If you see a young woman at an event with only Members of Congress, best to assume she's also a Member of Congress.

[Alex Murray @ImInYourBooty]

I do this with video games

[𝔧𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔱𝔢𝔯 @groovygoddesz]

my samefoods rn are shrimp pad thai and eating spoonfuls of chocolate frosting (not at the same time lmao) pls send help

[thomas ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ @ThomasBeautyy]

sex is great but have you had jalepeno chips with a sandwich

[Alex Murray @ImInYourBooty]

@ADAMRAYOKAY @paigenicoleee12 😂😂

[Alex Murray @ImInYourBooty]

@paigenicoleee12 I fucking saw this! Some people just REALLY blur the lines of reality 😂

[Alex Murray @ImInYourBooty]

0 out of 5 stars, I’m down, I’m out, horrible ass show

[🦋 @nikkizzle]

Can we bring back Norse mythology that is a religion i can get behind. Take me to Valhalla

[Alex Murray @ImInYourBooty]

About to dump my sweater collection and buy all Mac Miller hoodies

[Alex Murray @ImInYourBooty]

Okay y’all I need some positive energy, I made it to the final interview for a position at a Tesla that’s opening in Oceanside! Idc your religion, sign, or what moon phase you are in please send help!

[The Mac Miller Memoir @MacMillerMemoir]

When someone tries to skip a Mac song

[Alex Murray @ImInYourBooty]

Eating Chez-its out the little bag is such a sad feeling compared to jamming your whole ass fist into the box

[Alex Murray @ImInYourBooty]

Yoooo I’m gonna live in my RV FOREVER https://t.co/XDBfZ9t3tQ

[Alex Murray @ImInYourBooty]

That’s a hate crime, where’s the gravy though??

[lil daja @_lildaja]

I could actually cry bc i said no rice extra mac..