Jacob McCollum

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen with dateline NBC. Why don't you take a seat right there.

[Jacob McCollum @ImJacobMcCollum]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but talk to your parents today. Send them a text message. Especially if you haven’t in awhile. Tell them you love them.

[Jacob McCollum @ImJacobMcCollum]

I’m fucking crying 🤣🤣🤣

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Donald Trump struggles to put the Medal of Honor on a veteran and decides to tie it instead.

[Jacob McCollum @ImJacobMcCollum]

Me when I lie:

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Rick Ross responds after photos of him flying commercial went viral, saying his private jet is currently getting upgraded with Starlink

“For the ones who wanna know where my jet at, I obviously didn’t get the memo. It’s being updated with Starlink. You know what Starlink is? Yeah, that’s the half-a-million-dollar Wi-Fi”

[Jacob McCollum @ImJacobMcCollum]

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[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Drake’s ‘ICEMAN’ album has officially reached Platinum eligibility in the US

The album released 3 weeks ago

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

The bad moment in question:

[Jacob McCollum @ImJacobMcCollum]

3pm? I think we can all agree that the most important job in the world and you can’t be eepy sleepy at 15:00 military time that’s pretty egregious

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement

[Jacob McCollum @ImJacobMcCollum]

@RapidResponse47 You dipshits just can’t help but be stupid, can you?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Jacob McCollum @ImJacobMcCollum]

@braxtonjfuller And he’s wearing a wig

[Jacob McCollum @ImJacobMcCollum]

Is anyone listening to what he is saying? Objectively speaking this shit is ass. Sad to watch a goat go out like this

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Jay-Z fires off in a freestyle at the Roots Picnic and seems to take aim at Dame Dash, Tory Lanez, Ye, Drake and Nicki Minaj.

[Jacob McCollum @ImJacobMcCollum]

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[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

Drake's "Janice STFU" officially debuts at No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 🏆

It is Drake’s 14th No. 1 on the chart, breaking his tie with Michael Jackson. He now holds the most No. 1 hits by a male solo artist in history. https://t.co/eecG6YYQTY

[xbox 360 @xbawxbaws]

Cam Newton Looks like a guy that controls how time works in a scary movie for kids

[Jacob McCollum @ImJacobMcCollum]

This is so embarrassing to watch I cringed into oblivion

[BLKAthena @TD_Mani]

So this is ... real???

[Jacob McCollum @ImJacobMcCollum]

This is like comparing a Porsche to a Kia Soul

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Pick one.

[Jacob McCollum @ImJacobMcCollum]

National Treasures about to go triple platinum just from my car alone

[Jacob McCollum @ImJacobMcCollum]

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[Complex Music @ComplexMusic]

DRAKE
THREE NEW ALBUMS
MIDNIGHT

[Jacob McCollum @ImJacobMcCollum]

If/when Iceman is considered a classic, whose catalog is touching Drakes??

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

The fact that he is so good at this really puts into perspective how cartoonishly evil the average politician is

[🆘 @pointybottom]

Vanessa Bryant hearing Kobe's old phone vibrate after Jayson Tatum starts crying about choking a 3-1 lead

[Jacob McCollum @ImJacobMcCollum]

The jokes write themselves sometimes

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "The first lady hates when I dance to what is sometimes referred to as the gay national anthem. We love that song."