Jason Garza

Be yourself, everyone else is taken

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

It's Friday! Let's party bitches!

[Jason Garza @ImJasonGarza]

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[JR Rodriguez @imjrrodriguez]

@ImDanielAlvarez got left hanging by Ferrah...lol he should of told her to do another porno with her trashy ass. #FOH #CouplesTherapy

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

At the grocery store, they usually have 6 check out lanes open, unless it's really busy, then they only use one.

[Jason Garza @ImJasonGarza]

@isaacsoto10 LMAO 👍😂 see you this weekend!

[Jason Garza @ImJasonGarza]

Today was walk or bike your kid to school day. It was nice because there was no traffic when I drove up.

[Jason Garza @ImJasonGarza]

Hey Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike 🐪

[Bad Luck Meme @BadLuck_Brian]

Gets dumped by Taylor Swift, Doesn't get a break-up song #badluckbrian

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Saying "just kidding" is a way to tell the truth without getting punched in the face.

[Jason Garza @ImJasonGarza]

Why do humans need sleep?
Not cool

[Jason Garza @ImJasonGarza]

Scared to watch this game 😖
Let's see how long it takes for me to start playing GTA5 lol

[Jason Garza @ImJasonGarza]

On that tailgate yesterday #WorldsCutestCouple http://t.co/scYEQDWDOh

[Jason Garza @ImJasonGarza]

RT @_MitchE: This movie faster with the Rock is pretty throwed. 👍 Snitch is pretty good too if you haven't seen it yet

[Jason Garza @ImJasonGarza]

@thepedrocruces think Adrian and Steven maybe. I've been at it all day and prob gonna chill.

[Isaac Soto @isaacsoto10]

Two words: FIRE MACK!

[Jason Garza @ImJasonGarza]

@UT_MackBrown Yep we still suck...
Now hiring real talent and coaches that actually get shit done

[Pete @thepedrocruces]

Texas will not win until @UT_MackBrown and @delossdodds are gone #readyforchange someone #beerme !!!

[Jason Garza @ImJasonGarza]

Aggies lost, ha 👍
#JohnnyBigheadThinksHesAmazingFootball

[Jason Garza @ImJasonGarza]

Really debating getting Lambo doors on the Challenger