Jay

🏳️‍🌈 Probably not taking this as seriously as you are.

[Jay @ImJayA96]

I have one of these now. I need to leave X soon or I’ll die. Profile pic is the same so people can find me but will change soon as I hate it.

[Jay @ImJayA96]

I’m just trying to be someone’s little slut tonight.

[Jay @ImJayA96]

Wanna play?

[Jay @ImJayA96]

@BrandenMLane DM me and we’ll try to clear up any confusion

[Jay @ImJayA96]

Probably too horny for social media right now.

[Jay @ImJayA96]

@utter_deckhead Taking the time to screen shot this but not reply? You are thirsty.

[Jay @ImJayA96]

I’ll share mine here if you’ll share yours in my DMs.

[Jay @ImJayA96]

DM me if you can make it hard.

[Jay @ImJayA96]

The problem with living in a Democracy is the 70 million absolute dumbasses that live there with you.

[Jay @ImJayA96]

@Nicktyde Pappardelle with mushroom brown butter. I decided on it almost three weeks ago as my election night treat.

[Jay @ImJayA96]

I’ve reached the, “That’s not fucking funny and I’m un-fucking-following you!” stage of election night. Also, having a second bowl of pasta soon.

[Jay @ImJayA96]

@RyRapture I almost replied to one yesterday to ask this specific question.

[Jay @ImJayA96]

If you order your eggs over hard, I assume you’re a Trump supporter… and probably a serial killer.

[Jay @ImJayA96]

Do you have any idea how racist a gay person has to be to vote for Donald Trump?

[Jay @ImJayA96]

Don’t worry! It seems every single one of my co-workers has been able to find the “reply all” button this morning.

[Jay @ImJayA96]

@RyRapture Good! That is as close as we’ll get to saying writing in Noah Schnapp is a state crime.

[Jay @ImJayA96]

I think it should be illegal to photograph your ballot because too many people waste their vote to chase clout with some dumbass write-in.

[Jay @ImJayA96]

Why is everyone on here photoshopping their penises when we all know taking the pic zoomed in is the quick, easy way to make your dick look big?

[Jay @ImJayA96]

“The streets are sayin”

- Me, when I’m about to repeat something my mom told me

[Jay @ImJayA96]

@RelatableQuee Nice cock bro!

[Jay @ImJayA96]

A lot of you seem to be feeling down tonight and I don’t have time to message all of you, “Nice cock bro.” So, “Nice cock bro.”