Jessica Elise

I am me and for that I make no apologies.

[Jessica Elise @ImJessicaElise]

@disneyplus is down for me.

[Jessica Elise @ImJessicaElise]

@PandaExpress y’all need to get yourself together. If you open at a specific time, you should have more than 3 sides the only thing ready for customers at that time. I shouldn’t have to wait 20minutes for y’all to make food that wasn’t sold out.

[Jessica Elise @ImJessicaElise]

If you’re gonna eavesdrop on my conversation, then proceed to insert your two-cents, at least eavesdrop long enough to know what’s going on. #FFS #Eavesdrop101 #YourTwoCentsWasNotNeeded #CheckYourFacts

[Jessica Elise @ImJessicaElise]

@RagsTheGreat A rug🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jessica Elise @ImJessicaElise]

RAVE: can’t get over how life-changing @Maybelline’s new #MatteInk is! Especially given my habit of snacking throughout my day. #Obsessed #Rave #Lippie #MatteLip

[Jessica Elise @ImJessicaElise]

Am I allowed to have a mental breakdown yet?

[Jessica Elise @ImJessicaElise]

@LivePDNation Mohave County, Arizona! 🌵
A place that has zero ideas on what to do when it snows for the first time in ages and has to shuts down the highways due to not being able to clear the snow off. 😂

Happy Birthday, Shep! #LivePD #CheckIn #LivePDNation

[Jessica Elise @ImJessicaElise]

@dominos I am a little mad at the fact that you discontinued your bread bowls for the pasta dishes. That’s the ONLY decent item you had in your menu. Little advice: STOP F*CKING UP GOOD THINGS!

[Jessica Elise @ImJessicaElise]

In my heart of hearts, I have nothing respectful or nice to say. I’m not a revengeful person, but I might need to help karma out with this one.

[Jessica Elise @ImJessicaElise]

Okay @reeses y’all need to make your #Clusters a regular thing. But can you up the pecan? Please and thank you!

[Jessica Elise @ImJessicaElise]

@Starbucks has officially turned me into a #BasicWhiteGirl with their Carmel Apple Spice with cinnamon. #NoShame #Addicted

[Jessica Elise @ImJessicaElise]

#Winner
Playing #LivePD Bingo with #LivePDNation using the @TwingoApp

[Jessica Elise @ImJessicaElise]

@SIRIUSXM I don’t recall giving you ANY of my personal information. My car came with the ability to have your services; HOWEVER, I did not ask to be on a trial plan. In order to stop the telemarketing bs, I have to play 20 questions!! 🤬

[Jessica Elise @ImJessicaElise]

Stupidest thing I ever heard- “we can’t give you an empty bowl from @kfc EVEN when you buy a famous bowl!” How fucking stupid are you?! Like, no, we can’t give a paying customer a container. #HowDidYourBusinessGrow

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

Who wants it more than Drew Brees right now?! #Saints tie it up! #NOvsATL https://t.co/0N4WIz1xrY

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

A very special moment as Drew Brees sets the all-time @NFL record with 6,301 completions #NOvsATL https://t.co/mAH99PtdmD

[Jessica Elise @ImJessicaElise]

@tacobell , y’all need to fix the fact that you got ride of the Meal A, B, C, and D. That was one idiot ass move on your part. The person who uttered the words to have that should be fired!!! #DontMakeBadBusinessDecisions

[Jessica Elise @ImJessicaElise]

@sam100marine Thank you for your Service! #ProudToBeAnAmerican 🇺🇸

[Jessica Elise @ImJessicaElise]

#WWII #Marine #Marines #USMC #MarineCorps #MarineAir #PleaseRetweet

[@Sam100Marine 🇺🇸 @sam100marine]

Sam the 100 year old Marine is looking for anyone from WW II squadron VMF542 Marine Air Group 31 MAG31. Please spread the word. 🇺🇸
#WWII

[Jessica Elise @ImJessicaElise]

This is heartbreaking!

[Sean Larkin @Sean_C_Larkin]

As a parent, as the father of a teenage son who is a major gamer, and just as a human being, my heart goes out to those in Florida dealing with today’s mass shooting. We aren’t some uncivilized society people..cut this crap out.