Joe-ish \_(*~*)_/

Pretended to be smart so long I got a Bachelors. Barely getting by. Living life, regardless 🙃 | idfk anymore lol

[Joe-ish \_(*~*)_/ @ImJoeImWeird]

evergreen @Yankees @Giants

[Eli Manning @EliManning]

What sport?

[skylar ☁︎ @skymoding]

plus all the other actors are way too busy shooting super bowl commercials in which they allude to their time together on the hit television series “The Office”

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

[It’s Keaton! @EvilKeaton]

An underexplored aspect of The Office is that Jim is a huge loser. He doesn’t have any friends.

[Zarhle @Zarhle1]

Y’all should check out the latest Chicago AFD, they’re not fucking around, using wording such as:

“classic for a tornado outbreak”
“hodographs are literally off the chart”
“long tracked strong-violent tornadoes”
“possible derecho”
and “failure mode unlikely to fully succeed”

[jawn wick @panhalfrican]

If a POODLE MIX scares you, don’t be a cop.

[dart @poordart]

>leaked audio recordings

>from the situation room

There was a time when this would have triggered a massive purge in an administration - now counter-intelligence just looks at Mossad agents like this

[JustFreshKicks @JustFreshKicks]

This pic goes hard.

[HasPause @HasPause]

she’s not carrying the flame 😔

[Shoobz @shOoObz]

You can hear the difference between sports cheering and excitement vs. danger screams. That neighbor is lying

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

the official LAPD story is that an officer feared for his life from a Labradoodle.

[Anna @Anna1431018]

When they get rid of all the illegals in this country white billionaires will start paying people a living wage !! Feature

[Eyewitness News @ABC7NY]

During a briefing on Monday, NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani could not believe a reporter who was about to ask him a question had not watched the Knicks' championship-clinching NBA Finals game. He had her hold his Knicks pin as she asked her question "as penance." Here's what we know about the Knicks ticker-tape parade: https://t.co/VjF4DaIvc9

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

NEW CHE SNIPPET VIA IG 🚨

“Empty Da Clip 😘”

[Jake Chinatown @JakedChinatown]

“Too hard?”

[Lev Akabas @LevAkabas]

Jalen Brunson is the greatest NBA playoff clutch scorer of this generation

[Vandal @BEEHIGHB]

THE ALLIEN NICKNAME CAN REST WIMPY IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE SILVER SURFER

[Andrew @gmengalaxy]

i do too but for all the wrong reasons

[Fireside Knicks @FiresideKnicks]

The largest point differential in one postseason ever. The 2026 New York Knicks had a run for the ages 🏆