Jose Mourinho

I'm the special one, the only one. Best manager football has ever seen. I'm very handsome and clever and I'm also a sex symbol.

[Jose Mourinho @ImJoseMourinho]

I'm no Harry Redknapp.

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THE REAL JOSE MORONIHO IS BACK

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The better team lost. RT“@whiskystan: @ImJoseMourinho yo papa Mou I heard u were not well during the game ℓ☺ℓ”

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Fake madridista.

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Barcelona trying to do business with me. I have to say, this is a mix between business and pleasure for me. I enjoy seeing them desperate.

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@PepGuadiola ¿por que? I'm just telling you what I think. You try very hard to be politically correct, Pepsi. Stop trying.

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@PepGuadiola He left out the part where you are a manipulative douche.

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I don't want Luiz........
what? @FCBarcelona want him?
DAVID LUIZ IS STAYING WITH ME.

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I don't free players. Especially to Barça. RT“@Joonas138: @ImJoseMourinho papa Mou! #freeDavidLuiz maybe? Then i'll be the happy one!”

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Real Madrids new kits are fucking ugly. I know they want me back but I only love one blue team.

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Because they love me there RT“@KatyaMazarati: @ImJoseMourinho why did you return to Chelsea? #askmou”

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No one can hate me RT“@alyasiregar: @ImJoseMourinho chelsea fans are gonna hate you. wi wil wait ok. I hope u kick sandro rosell's ass”

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It was Ronaldo before but not anymore. RT“@_ForcaBarca: @ImJoseMourinho who's your fav girl? #askmou”

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I have a wife? RT“@nadimrmeity: @ImJoseMourinho Did John Terry shag your wife yet? #askmou”

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Never. RT“@alyasiregar: @ImJoseMourinho tito is retiring. so would u replace him at barca someday? Remember, ur followers are cules.”

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The retired one. RT“@fierdaus_10: @ImJoseMourinho First the Special One, then the Only One... What's next? #AskMou”

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More than Ronaldo. RT“@Yousif_A7med: @ImJoseMourinho How much do you love Torres ? #askmou”

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I wish him the best. RT“@alyasiregar: @ImJoseMourinho yeay yeay. U heard something about tito? Wdyt??!!”

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0.00% RT“@Calviniesta: @imjosemourinho how much do you miss @realmadrid #askmou”

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NOW.