ProfessorPoppy

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The Colorado Rockies have unveiled a two-foot-long hot dog called 'The Glizzilla' for the 2026 MLB season

The massive menu item is available starting today at Rockies home games

[✦ tokki ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ @tteoktokki_]

no deadlock mention she’s out there somewhere keep queueing

[۟ @dronedoommetal]

Peter Griffin is a good friend because he remembers everything. "This reminds me of the time..." He is always reminiscing, every day of his life means something to him and he shares this with whoever will listen

[ProfessorPoppy @ImLilBagel]

Anyone got an extra $34,000 laying around, my marvel rivals girlfriend isn’t happy with the four loko ring I got her

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

BuzzBallz is selling a $35,000 diamond engagement ring shaped like its drinks

The ring will be auctioned on eBay starting February 3

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

(“Losing My Religion”) that’s Lisa and Homer / that’s Maggie and Bart, Marge, Santa’s Little Helper

[hamdi @xamdl4]

Evil Dead 2 (1987) dir. Sam Raimi

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

@EliManning @jerseymikes I’m the real @jerseymikes spokesperson. Don’t listen to this delusional dork who’s trying to take my job. Back off Manning I’m watching! …you got a problem with that? This is my #ad

[cleo @luke50yen]

even at my lois you meg me the family guy ive been brian to be. stewie and chris

[Gizmo #Gremlins3 @basedgizmo]

There's a new Marvel out that's supposed to be nuts

[Alex @midsmoker34]

I want people to look at me and say he’s got a sensitive nerdy vibe but he can rap his ass off

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

faded off this everything bagel

[ProfessorPoppy @ImLilBagel]

@bigmarvin_007 Let’s gooo

[ProfessorPoppy @ImLilBagel]

God I could f up some commas right now

[ProfessorPoppy @ImLilBagel]

Watching Jeopardy at the bar, can’t hear a thing

[ProfessorPoppy @ImLilBagel]

@Pee_FJ @Hundyy @jordann__p Yoo

[ProfessorPoppy @ImLilBagel]

@ImVelm Okay Ike