Sam Thomson-Taylor

[Sam Thomson-Taylor @ImLovesickBaby]

Billy has his Willy stuck in a monster

[Sam Thomson-Taylor @ImLovesickBaby]

There’s so much penis in this Disney

[Sam Thomson-Taylor @ImLovesickBaby]

Yay for masturbation

[Sam Thomson-Taylor @ImLovesickBaby]

I’ve never cooked poop before

[Sam Thomson-Taylor @ImLovesickBaby]

I’m not proud, I’ll get on hetti’s back to get home

[Sam Thomson-Taylor @ImLovesickBaby]

My mums shit would come ready made, she has a colostomy bag, fast food

[Sam Thomson-Taylor @ImLovesickBaby]

Isn’t it annoying when your T-shirt’s sticks to your head like Velcro, bald people problems

[Sam Thomson-Taylor @ImLovesickBaby]

I’m not a sadist, of course I’m putting cheese on the dogs burger

[Sam Thomson-Taylor @ImLovesickBaby]

@Tesco how many times can I walk up and down every isle in your store repeatedly before I have to buy something or I’m kicked out ?

[Sam Thomson-Taylor @ImLovesickBaby]

We only have 2 chickens atm Sam so thats just where we put our daily egg

[Sam Thomson-Taylor @ImLovesickBaby]

Time to get fucked up ... after I eat my banana bread

[Sam Thomson-Taylor @ImLovesickBaby]

We’ve all leant something new about me, I have some fit cousins

[Sam Thomson-Taylor @ImLovesickBaby]

I don’t really wanna masking tape my knob

[Sam Thomson-Taylor @ImLovesickBaby]

I have custard creams in my bra

[Sam Thomson-Taylor @ImLovesickBaby]

My neck is a size thicc with a double c

[Sam Thomson-Taylor @ImLovesickBaby]

@bfsrocks i would like to know this also

[Sam Thomson-Taylor @ImLovesickBaby]

She probably couldn't be assed going upstairs so shat in a bag and put it in the wheelie bin

[Sam Thomson-Taylor @ImLovesickBaby]

Why are you all soggy

[Sam Thomson-Taylor @ImLovesickBaby]

Doesn't he look like the kind of person who wears an adult nappy

[Sam Thomson-Taylor @ImLovesickBaby]

I always think it's weird when s club sing about their periods 'jo she's got the flow'