k e n z

finding joy in every journey.

[k e n z @ImMackenzieB]

hi my name's Mackenzie & my hobbies include overthinking, over drinking & oversleeping. 🙃

[k e n z @ImMackenzieB]

Boarded the girls yesterday so we didn’t have to worry about them on vacation and I am so heckin sad. My house is so quiet 🥺

[k e n z @ImMackenzieB]

Whoever woke up one morning and thought “I’m gonna put socks on the soles of my Hey Dudes so I don’t have to look dorky.” thank you. Genius. I no longer look like an idiot in my joggers 😂

[k e n z @ImMackenzieB]

I truly don’t know how I’ll ever be a parent.. there’s zero down them. the biggest thing I look forward to after work is a beer, dinner and doing nothing else.

[k e n z @ImMackenzieB]

Idk if I’m the only one but anxiety at home worsens when the house is a disaster lol

[k e n z @ImMackenzieB]

I cleaned house all day Sunday.. it’s usually wrecked within a day.. and by the Grace of God.. this sucker still shining. 🙌🏻 Love to see it.

[Katrina A. Christian, MAL @katachristian_]

All my University of Oklahoma girls stay safe out there. Some predators loose on the football team.

Posting to keep ya’ll safe fr. Not to expose anyone. But I will if I have to.

Love.

[k e n z @ImMackenzieB]

@DontPresMe Order dat pizza!!!

[k e n z @ImMackenzieB]

Engagement pictures tonight and so excited!!! Makes it feel that much more REAL 🤩🥰😂

[k e n z @ImMackenzieB]

My fav is that when I told him it was “taken care of” he asked if I won the lottery since I paid for it.

Yo, your tab was $6. GTFO of here. Loser

[k e n z @ImMackenzieB]

I forgot a customers beer tonight and instead of him reminding me, he tried to talk shit. I walked out to him saying “forgot my beer again, she isn’t getting a tip.”

So naturally after that I decided to pay for his check. A whole TWO beers. No need for your tip here, bud. 😊

[k e n z @ImMackenzieB]

Just a friendly reminder to stop getting animals if all you do is get rid of them after the cutesy stage.

[k e n z @ImMackenzieB]

Love that my neighbor is using a bobcat in his gravel driveway this morning

[k e n z @ImMackenzieB]

Ain’t nothing worse than your sperm donor trying to add you on Facebook with his 10th new profile 😅😂

[k e n z @ImMackenzieB]

Getting off earlier today was exciting until I gave myself five different things to get done 😆

[k e n z @ImMackenzieB]

Me: *angry as fuck I have to work today*

Also me: *Scheduled the day myself*

[k e n z @ImMackenzieB]

Why can’t I be one of those insanely disciplined people who eat right and work long hours and still have motivation to be a fit bitch?

[k e n z @ImMackenzieB]

Just a three day week and then a mini vacay... I can do dis!!!!!

[k e n z @ImMackenzieB]

I guess I thought I’d be Wonder Woman today and start at 8 am & do 6 massages and then waitress from 5 until 10:30/11.
WHAT THE FACK

[k e n z @ImMackenzieB]

*weirder

[p @DontPresMe]

let’s get weird, ya?
@ImMackenzieB

[k e n z @ImMackenzieB]

Imagine being able to make your own schedule and still making yourself working until 5:30 on FRIDAY. What the f is wrong with me 😂