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DARE Officer (2013-2014), allergy sufferer, eczema survivor, audiobook enjoyer (can read too)

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[⚓️🧍‍♂️ @ImMikeHoncho]

Get James Harden tf off my screen

[⚓️🧍‍♂️ @ImMikeHoncho]

BOBAN SIGHTING #GoBlue

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

Imagine if WWIII starts with the IDF assassinating Franz Ferdinand.

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[Spider-Dunk @spidermanias]

Dawg WHAT?

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

HBO’s ‘The Ricky Gervais Show’ will stream on Netflix on March 17th.

(Source: https://t.co/4oFePjFEse)

[Flavortown @flavortown]

I am Guy of House Fieri, and we ride forth across the Seven Kingdoms in search of the realm’s mightiest taverns, cookfires, and ale-soaked halls

[Maşe🏰🦌 @AFeastForCrowz]

Dunk if he grew up in Brooklyn instead of flea bottom

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The Superbowl? To me it’s no more “Super” then the rest of that drivel. I will be in my study if you need me

[⚓️🧍‍♂️ @ImMikeHoncho]

That’s my team dammit. Hell yeah

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

“halftime performer cancelled on us just go out there and make something up”

[Marshawn Lynch @MoneyLynch]

Dunk got Egg. But I got that Cuz Cuz, ya’ feel me?!?
#AKOTSK
@GameOfThrones @HBO @StreamOnMax

[DJam @OfficialDJam1]

Yeah the voice direction for Yoshi is great

[⚓️🧍‍♂️ @ImMikeHoncho]

@SamWitwer MASTERCLASS

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for ‘MAUL - SHADOW LORD’ has been released.

Premiering April 6 on Disney+

[⚓️🧍‍♂️ @ImMikeHoncho]

Stranger Things

[Mike Ott (Lover of beer and green bean casserole) @DustyBottoms04]

Me inspecting the lines in my lawn after my wife decided to mow while I was at work

[Scott Bell @sbell021]

Kyle Whittingham follows five women on Instagram. All are fully clothed and the majority of them are related to him.

He has 0 posts in the past 11+ years.

Hiring grade: A+

[⚓️🧍‍♂️ @ImMikeHoncho]

Sorry for reposting every single LOTR Christmas tweet I see

[doomer @uncledoomer]

"Many with presents deserve coal. And some with coal deserve presents."

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

‘We must deny him Gandalf. We must deny Santa.’

‘Tell me, old friend. When did Saruman the Merry abandon jollymaxxing for Scroogery.’