Michael Jones

Out here trying to pretend Vegas is an island 🏝

[Michael Jones @ImMikeJones]

#tbt TO ME IN 5TH GRADE I'M LITERALLY SCREAMING 😂😂😂

[Michael Jones @ImMikeJones]

Thoughts and prayers for Charlie Kirk… and not a goddamn thing else!

[Michael Jones @ImMikeJones]

@KnowingBetterYT @Pete_A_Nolan No he’s right about the indoctrination in some parts of schooling, the only issue is it’s indoctrination that fits the conservative agenda, not the “communist” agenda. Let’s start with the Alamo: not a brave fight, US citizens stole land from Mexico so we could put slaves on it.

[Michael Jones @ImMikeJones]

Murder every arsonist in LA. That’s the tweet.

[Jess Magdefrau @JessMagdefrau]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

When Jason Aldean released a song encouraging listeners to resort to vigilantism and gun violence against people protesting racial injustice, MAGA hailed him a hero.

But Green Day changes a line to: “I'm not a part of the MAGA agenda.” and they cry “STICK TO MUSIC!”

Snowflakes.

[Michael Jones @ImMikeJones]

Love being stuck in Providence RI, fog is cool I guess 😂

[Michael Jones @ImMikeJones]

Passed my first recurrent training, time for another year doing the best job in the world! ✈️

[Michael Jones @ImMikeJones]

Why is the churrasco at sea world hitting so hard? They SEASONED this steak fr 😩

[Michael Jones @ImMikeJones]

They’re really playing Love, Truth, and Honesty by Bananarama at the pool bar in Cancún… I think I’ve died and went to heaven

[Michael Jones @ImMikeJones]

So are you almost sleeping in the streets and begging for money or are you going to Australia for 21 days? Because both together don’t make sense, if you’re going to the other side of the world for 3 weeks you obviously don’t need to beg. Sell one of your cars and get a job 😂

[Michael Jones @ImMikeJones]

Just funny watching them work shitty retail and delivery jobs (when they’re not unemployed) while I get flights and hotels paid for me all the time in my career. Really serves those fuckers right. I’m doing better then all of them combined times 2 😂

[Michael Jones @ImMikeJones]

And now the other bitch is begging for money so she doesn’t have to sleep in the street? You have a whole casita to yourself at your parent’s house. You have multiple cars. You just never work. Glad that friend group left me because now I get to laugh while I’m making moves.

[Michael Jones @ImMikeJones]

Okay I was wrong… it’s just her 😂 serves her right for dating him, he’ll always be a lazy bum, he’s allergic to working 😂

[Michael Jones @ImMikeJones]

Like y’all are so busy being broke, struggling, mooching of your friend’s parents house and I’m out here flying everywhere I want. Y’all peaked in high school, it’s funny. For me the best is year to come. Oh and btw: you still owe me… like… a lot. 😉

[Michael Jones @ImMikeJones]

You’ve been trying to fix him for 2 and a half YEARS but your man is a BUM and a CHEATER. Honestly you’re a dumb bitch for staying with him but what else is new. I guess y’all have one thing in common and that’s being deadbeat bums. Love watching you and your friends go mental.

[Michael Jones @ImMikeJones]

@elonmusk You literally don’t have friends, you’ve said in interviews you’re worried about ending up alone. Try not to make the rest of everyone conform to your sad life. I have better things to spend money on than twitter blue you fuckhead

[Michael Jones @ImMikeJones]

Lol that’s cute, she decided to go on twitter again. I mean she’s a deadbeat so she really has nothing else to do, love that for her lmao. I’m too busy catching planes but I’ll be watching every now and then because the content is so bad and cringy I just can’t look away 😂

[Michael Jones @ImMikeJones]

They can barely hold down a job but I have a whole ass career and I’m finally gonna travel internationally soon on only money I’ve earned. This is why you keep the friend pool small and make sure you don’t let people mooch off you, love seeing how I make moves and they don’t 😂🛫

[Michael Jones @ImMikeJones]

Just funny watching you take care of Kleptos and Deadbeats (who you claim are your friends but you talk shit about) and push away people who gave a damn about you, what a waste of life, water, and oxygen… thank god I made something of myself at least

[Michael Jones @ImMikeJones]

Aaaaaand of course Dumb Bitch™ is begging again. Maybe she shouldn’t have spent all of her college money on something so dumb and should focus on being an adult and getting a real job instead of wasting her daddy’s money. Here’s hoping something happens before she turns 25 😂