Jordan

[Jordan @ImNotADwarf]

When I die, I want “I’m here for a good time, not a long time” on my gravestone. With this emoji 🤙🏻

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Researchers in New Jersey are warning that the r-word is experiencing a significant and concerning resurgence.

[Jordan @ImNotADwarf]

@SMii7Y @BigPuffer @KryozGaming @ItsBlarg @SoGrizzy

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Hi everyone,

Grand Theft Auto VI will now release on Thursday, November 19, 2026.

We are sorry for adding additional time to what we realize has been a long wait, but these extra months will allow us to finish the game with the level of polish you have come to expect and deserve.

[Jordan @ImNotADwarf]

@Gatorade I have an important question about your lemon lime Gatorade, is the liquid yellow or is it green? I’m in a debate with all of my coworkers and it’s going both ways (things are getting violent)

[Jordan @ImNotADwarf]

@AccioApplez I gotta wait 2 more years for that and I’m already twitching with anticipation

[Jordan @ImNotADwarf]

Infinity Castle exceeded every expectation I had.. holy shit that was an incredible experience

[Jordan @ImNotADwarf]

Ah yes Discord.. it’s only use is for planning assassinations, they’re onto us😂

[Jordan @ImNotADwarf]

Twitter never lets me down when a national tragedy occurs

[Jordan @ImNotADwarf]

Making $1 per minute at work today🥴

[Jordan @ImNotADwarf]

Imagine washing your car just for it to start raining 7 minutes later

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?"

me:

[Jordan @ImNotADwarf]

I can’t be the only one that gets like 50 notifications from Snapchat every day for no god damn reason right?

[Jordan @ImNotADwarf]

Somebody tried to phish my Steam account and now I have a 13 year community market ban??? Hello? @Steam can you help me with this

[Jordan @ImNotADwarf]

I need to know just how bad this Minecraft movie is gonna be

[Jordan @ImNotADwarf]

Somebody needs to frame a couple of these Kanye tweets and hang them in a museum cause this man is having a generational crash out

[Smiley @30GotNext]

Song is garbage man

[Jordan @ImNotADwarf]

Idk what sickness is going around right now but god damn I feel like death💀🤢

[Jordan @ImNotADwarf]

Artificial intelligence*

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

God is an artist 🧑‍🎨