MyNameIsSamFlynn

[MyNameIsSamFlynn @ImNotAProgram1]

@NatureUnedited Well, a dog with stubby little legs cause we fucked em all up with selective breeding...

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@EthanSimmie I just expected it to actually go somewhere. I thought this was the first step in a slippery slope that would see him joining the partisans and gradually becoming as messed up as Saw but... nothing. And the next time we see him he's totally fine and working with Luthen off screen

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@InfragilisTee Time consuming of course. But I feel like you would genuinely have to be braindead to not know how to run a load of laundry or scrub a floor properly. I mean most of those things come with instructions!!!

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@InfragilisTee I'm fully aware this instance is just a joke but I've always wondered, people like this can't really exist can they?
I've been taking care of the housework myself ever since my sister moved out because my mom's disabled and my dad works a lot and it's REALLY not that difficult.

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@maddierascan Oh yeah I got a bunch of that shit up in my attic. Guess it's time to start munching!

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@wolyrobb @cornbreadcowboi Neat. I'll have to look for a box next time I'm at the store. They sound like something that'll really help with my nausea.

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@TUTACOM @RachelWCast So they could make this joke most likely.

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@thefatspaceman Same thing with a lot of old cartoons really. They would just stand around for five minutes spelling out in meticulous detail what they're about to do. Remember that infamous clip where Mr. Fantastic takes down Magneto with a wooden gun for example.

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@__Aurora__ This only applies to dumb achievements like "jump a thousand times" for me. If it's something that was genuinely difficult to accomplish and the reward for the achievement is actually something useful then it can be pretty cool.

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@Kaorumitsurugi How the fuck is that thing staying up?? I would expect every arm raise to scooch them a little further out.

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@madi_thebaddie Also they have security cameras and are definitely tracking that you did that. I don't remember specifics at this point but there was a thing talking about how they wait for you to steal a certain amount before jumping on it so you feel at ease now but wait long enough and bam.

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@alexeixbt I guess one small mercy for me is that I'm so broke I literally CAN'T go chasing every wild thing my brain latches onto.

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@patriach2051 I expected you to say he asked grok or chatgpt about it....I can't decide if what actually happened was worse or not.

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@tanpukunokami Yeah it's really just a "whenever you feel like it" kind of thing.

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@psyuttik What the fuck does that mean?

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@starlightwoof @pissfoid Get a handkerchief I'm begging you.

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@arena_xau I was told they didn't make enough money for me to have an allowance. Of course there was always money to throw at whatever dumb shit my mom wanted to do that week..

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@iamrobothead So the joke from GTA4 about Pisswasser being an Export Only beer because it's so low grade, is actually real? That's fucking hilarious.

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@Zenox131 @roadto80pct Something about heaven being the place just beyond the ice wall so if we all knew about it we'd just go there.