Taco

I'm actually a sociopath.

I only use this account when I'm high

[Taco @ImNotATaco]

The only thing more breath taking than Alexs dad's cooking is Zyklon B
#BackToHogwarts

[Taco @ImNotATaco]

Almost seen a kid get fucking slashed and dashed tonight.
#Zackbrownsapussy

[Taco @ImNotATaco]

There's some 30 year old woman tryna' fuck me rn. #tacoscared

[Taco @ImNotATaco]

If I had a magic lamp my three wishes would go to more weed every time I run out of weed. Not having weed sucks man. #nomoreweed:(

[Taco @ImNotATaco]

Got an exam tomorrow & instead of studying I got high and watched the entire Twilight series.. #kms

[Taco @ImNotATaco]

Pretty sure the only thing trump hates more than illegal immigrants is Hillary Clinton #TrumpsToupee

[Taco @ImNotATaco]

Who ever said white man can't jump obviously never saw footage of 9/11

[Taco @ImNotATaco]

I told my girlfriend a joke and she didn't laugh.
So basically I'm probably going to drowned her tonight

[Taco @ImNotATaco]

Why couldn't my life be like 8 mile? #jamieburkeproblems

[Taco @ImNotATaco]

Any of ya'll ever get eatin' out by a pug before? #Kardashians

[Taco @ImNotATaco]

Tried giving the sexy delivery girl my "tip" as a tip... she wasn't into it

[Taco @ImNotATaco]

instagram sluts make life worth living. #fact

[Taco @ImNotATaco]

Who wants to start a roller derby team? #Pornhub

[Taco @ImNotATaco]

Sorry I haven't been that active, I've been too busy fucking your mom
#Tacogetspussy

[Taco @ImNotATaco]

#NudesOfTaco

[Taco @ImNotATaco]

Fucking a loose girl is like having sex with porridge, it still gonna feel great but in the end it's still porridge

[Taco @ImNotATaco]

Recently single and ready to mingle

[Taco @ImNotATaco]

Honestly pissing and sex are by far the 2 greatest feelings ever! I wonder if my girlfriends down for me to mix the 2! So excited!

[Taco @ImNotATaco]

Fuuuuuuuuck. All I want is to just go bowling and muck some bacon

[Taco @ImNotATaco]

@ShopprsDrugMart Fuck you. Your chocolate bars are over priced