studies (conducted in my home) have shown that when you sing your cat a little song about how much you love them, they understand exactly what you're saying, and they feel it in their little heart
look at u simp, so desperate to submit to a superior girl- so weak, no self control, just recklessly making me richer while I reprogram your tiny brain <3
i still think “tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him” is unironically one of the best lines ever