Cᴀᴘᴛ. Mᴜʀᴅᴏᴄᴋ

✘ — I ɢᴏᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʙᴇɪɴ· sʜᴏᴛ ᴀᴛ. Sᴇᴇ, I ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ, REALLY ᴅᴏɴ·ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪᴛ. — ✘ Cᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ USS #Pʀᴏᴍᴇᴛʜᴇᴜs ||#sᴛᴀʀᴛʀᴇᴋ|#ᴏᴄ|#ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ|#ᴅɪᴄᴋ||

[Cᴀᴘᴛ. Mᴜʀᴅᴏᴄᴋ @ImNotJustHuman]

❝I·ʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ, I ɢɪᴠᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴀᴅᴠɪᴄᴇ.❞

✘ #sᴛᴀʀᴛʀᴇᴋ ᴏᴄ
✘ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴇᴛʜᴇᴜs: https://t.co/k5ejuISVW4
✘ ʟᴅᴍ
✘ ʙɪᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ

[Cᴀᴘᴛ. Mᴜʀᴅᴏᴄᴋ @ImNotJustHuman]

"What the hell kind of Star Fleet Captain /are/ you?!"

[Cᴀᴘᴛ. Mᴜʀᴅᴏᴄᴋ @ImNotJustHuman]

"When they tell me I need t'wear the Uniform... T'help boost crew moral..."

[Cᴀᴘᴛ. Mᴜʀᴅᴏᴄᴋ @ImNotJustHuman]

"Leave for a season and the entire TL goes tah shit." Kicks entirely vacant TL. "Lovely."

[Cᴀᴘᴛ. Jᴀɴᴇᴡᴀʏ @SarcasticDame]

— Tʜᴇʀᴇ·s ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴡᴀʏ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀᴏɴɢ ᴡᴀʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ Jᴀɴᴇᴡᴀʏ.

≽ ɴᴇᴡ #KᴀᴛʜʀʏɴJᴀɴᴇᴡᴀʏ
≽ #ʟᴅᴍ of 13﹢ ʏʀs
≽ sᴇᴇᴋɪɴɢ sʟs
≽ ᴇᴅɪᴛs ʙʏ ᴍᴇ

[Cᴀᴘᴛ. Mᴜʀᴅᴏᴄᴋ @ImNotJustHuman]

|| Gotta crash folks! Replies in the morning post training sessions. #nighters

[Cᴀᴘᴛ. Mᴜʀᴅᴏᴄᴋ @ImNotJustHuman]

— Guest.”

A brief pause and then they were dismissed. “Alright, people… You know what to do.”

[Cᴀᴘᴛ. Mᴜʀᴅᴏᴄᴋ @ImNotJustHuman]

— this one, fellas. Commander Kane will escort our ‘guest’ to his new and temporary living quarters before we rendezvous about our other… —

[Cᴀᴘᴛ. Mᴜʀᴅᴏᴄᴋ @ImNotJustHuman]

— doing so.”

Dropping his hands down to his waist, he chews his bottom lip for a moment as if in thought. “Lets not screw the pooch on —

[Cᴀᴘᴛ. Mᴜʀᴅᴏᴄᴋ @ImNotJustHuman]

— enlisted us for this mission. I feel it unnecessary to go into detail of the importance of the task at hand, so I won’t bore myself by —

[Cᴀᴘᴛ. Mᴜʀᴅᴏᴄᴋ @ImNotJustHuman]

— engaged by the Klingon. For whatever reason, they seem pretty damn keen to get our lil visitor back. Which is why the Federation has —

[Cᴀᴘᴛ. Mᴜʀᴅᴏᴄᴋ @ImNotJustHuman]

— honest.” The Captain gestures casually with a wide sweep of his hands. “Our walks are never conventional. Chances are, we will be —

[Cᴀᴘᴛ. Mᴜʀᴅᴏᴄᴋ @ImNotJustHuman]

— a steady corse at maximum impulse, we can get there a week shy of a month.

“Should be a cake walk, ladies and gentlemen. But… Lets be —

[Cᴀᴘᴛ. Mᴜʀᴅᴏᴄᴋ @ImNotJustHuman]

— prisoner from this federation base to a more secure lockdown facility approximately 30 Parsecs from our current location. It we maintain —

[Cᴀᴘᴛ. Mᴜʀᴅᴏᴄᴋ @ImNotJustHuman]

— we’ve got introductions and pleasantries outta the way,” (hardly) “lets carry on. We are a transport vessel. Our task, is to move the —

[Cᴀᴘᴛ. Mᴜʀᴅᴏᴄᴋ @ImNotJustHuman]

“Right!” Loudly clapping rough, sandpapery hands together, the Captain shoots those present a rather dementedly polite grin. “Now that —

[Cᴀᴘᴛ. Mᴜʀᴅᴏᴄᴋ @ImNotJustHuman]

The Captain frowned. “Tsk, tsk, play nice Kane, you need to set the example, here.” https://t.co/XWXPVZPaBz

[Cᴅʀ. Kᴀɴᴇ @DissidentBlood]

"I'm incredibly charming. Maybe one day that Klingon will find out just how charming." https://t.co/VpcBsylUso

[Cᴀᴘᴛ. Mᴜʀᴅᴏᴄᴋ @ImNotJustHuman]

Quietly leans over and whispers to a random crew member, “Y' don't suppose Klingon blood stains, do ya? I reckon it'll wash off.”

[Cᴀᴘᴛ. Mᴜʀᴅᴏᴄᴋ @ImNotJustHuman]

Brows perked innocently. “Hey, we’re not half bad either. But we’re more steak and mash people. Not sandwich people.”

[Cᴀᴘᴛ. Mᴜʀᴅᴏᴄᴋ @ImNotJustHuman]

“See? There’s that ‘can-do’, optimistic spirit I love.” Replied Murdock in a mock-chipper tone, “Ever so charming.” https://t.co/o3OFGkE999

[Cᴅʀ. Kᴀɴᴇ @DissidentBlood]

"He'll also be the first to die if she escapes." The commander replied dryly, "So hopefully that sandwich was a satisfying last meal." https://t.co/OcUoOCZ9gV

[Cᴀᴘᴛ. Mᴜʀᴅᴏᴄᴋ @ImNotJustHuman]

“Oh c’mon Kane, lighten up.” He said with a smug grin. “I talked with ‘em, over a sandwich. He’s not half bad.” https://t.co/VHGFvAiamI

[Cᴅʀ. Kᴀɴᴇ @DissidentBlood]

"Bring an outsider to interrogate the Klingon instead of letting us do it ourselves. Interesting tactic."

This will end well.