👑Jake👑

Milly Rockin, Pussy Fartin.

[👑Jake👑 @ImNotL1on]

If You Dont Play The Craft... You Dont Get The Shaft.

[👑Jake👑 @ImNotL1on]

@ClassicSwag82 @YouTube Bro we should record together I think it would be sick as!

[👑Jake👑 @ImNotL1on]

Boutta go beat my shit to og horse porn #thespiritcumsinsideyou #freakathon @NatGeo @Diddy @FCIFortDix #diddyisactuallyunironicallybeingheldatfortDIX #notmyproudesttugbutprobablytop10

[👑Jake👑 @ImNotL1on]

Sometimes I pretend like I’m interested in a YouTube ad before I say “shut up” and skip it

[👑Jake👑 @ImNotL1on]

Million dollar interest idea, free data for free data, free mobile data but they get to sell your data, anything you do with the mobile data or while using it gets sold to make a profit and pay for the mobile data

[👑Jake👑 @ImNotL1on]

Wanting to connect to my ancestors, gonna go crank my hog to monkey porn to feel more primal #theplanetoftheapesisnttheonlythingrising
#ancestralplane #monkeyfunkpack

[👑Jake👑 @ImNotL1on]

The GTA 6 delays only show they were never meant to release the trailers back then and only had to do hype wouldn’t die as people think the test footage is the game footage and looks shit, we would’ve just been getting the second trailer sometime now but they had to rush.

[👑Jake👑 @ImNotL1on]

Well the man is very persuasive.

[👑Jake👑 @ImNotL1on]

I feel like Mow You See Me 3 is gonna rely too much on CGI/VFX for its magic and I’m really hoping it doesn’t and keeps some of that practical charm

[👑Jake👑 @ImNotL1on]

The X-Men: Days of Future Past Sentinels might genuinely be the scariest robot design of all time, the sheer terror and overwhelming sense of hopelessness it brings is horrifying, the fact the only way to stop them is to time travel into the past to make them never exist is proof

[👑Jake👑 @ImNotL1on]

Just accidentally groped myself what hotline do I call?!

[👑Jake👑 @ImNotL1on]

Millennial’s as soon as they turn 30:

[👑Jake👑 @ImNotL1on]

As someone who has actually tased themselves with a shock collar several times on several occasions for stream entertainment, there is a HUGE difference between it vibrating and it actually shocking you, that was a shock not a vibrate Hasan

[👑Jake👑 @ImNotL1on]

No more monkey business :(

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Thank you for inventing the monkey. RIP

[👑Jake👑 @ImNotL1on]

I gotta get 2 front row tickets to Burger King

[cyr @CYRAKU_]

you get two tickets who are you seeing

[👑Jake👑 @ImNotL1on]

@AggroCrabGames what would it take for you to add a Lion Hat to the game? Also I’m live playing peak and scoutmaster Kevin just launched me off a cliff 🫡 https://t.co/kZQyWkVe7o

[👑Jake👑 @ImNotL1on]

The James Gunn DCU might actually hold its own against the MCU especially newer marvel

[Geek Vibes Nation @GeekVibesNation]

#Superman is now eyeing a domestic run at the box office around $370M-$405M

The film is expected to pass $500M worldwide this weekend

[👑Jake👑 @ImNotL1on]

It’s 2007 all over again, can’t wait for the housing market to collapse

[👑Jake👑 @ImNotL1on]

Finally people are seeing pirate software for how I’ve always seen him 😭

[👑Jake👑 @ImNotL1on]

Call her a lumberjack the way she be jacking my lumber #9to5 #moneyspread @indeed @McDonalds

[👑Jake👑 @ImNotL1on]

drew some fanart today but decided to gatekeep who its of #drawingeverydaychallenge #day309 #fanart