So I'm out for a run near my house and I see my wife's car drive past. She's home early, yay!
i break into a sprint to try to catch up with her, arms flailing over my head
the car drives past my house and keeps going
that totally wasn't my wife
i'm so sorry random person
@realZomien @ItsLJ_1 @ArtemisRbx @Simbuilder wait what the fuck happened to the poor saps that made contact with the elephants foot. I thought that stuck a stick in your dna and russeled it’s jimmies