J-den

ponderables & stuff

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

I feed 80 street dogs every morning in Thailand and while they are all grateful one dog goes above and beyond in her appreciation.

Her name is Snickers and every single day without fail she brings me a gift… (1/8) 🧵

[J-den @ImNotPeterPan]

@hourly_shitpost @Thereisnocat_

[Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing]

sorry WHAT.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Jerry Glover shows a perennial wheatgrass plant's long roots which grow deeper than annual plants' roots. Using perennials, crops that can be harvested more than once without replanting, may be the key for feeding more people while conserving farmland soil https://t.co/FG3ribo5uM

[J-den @ImNotPeterPan]

It's pothole breedin' season

[JP @HuckinsJohnnyP]

SUBCONSCIOUS
I'm back to the classic style. Picture + Text + Shape = art? I'm thinking yes.
Also, I'm going to do a giveaway as soon as I hit 1K followers on Instagram (which is really close). Drop a comment with the name of the art piece you want hanging on your wall.

[J-den @ImNotPeterPan]

Coworkers & I brainstormed for a bit and came up with 3 conclusions:
1. He did laundry, got mixed in from a previous load, dropped out while changing, & just stuffed em in his pocket to avoid a weird convo
2. He's a weirdo
3. Famous person undies($$$) & he can't live without them

[J-den @ImNotPeterPan]

So today at work this new guy dropped his mask, bent over to pick it up, and unknowingly replaced it with the pair of panties he had stashed in his scrubs. We tossed em in the trash, but then I started wondering why he was just cruising thru the day with a pocket full o' panties

[J-den @ImNotPeterPan]

@RobbieSTrevino @HuckinsJohnnyP

[J-den @ImNotPeterPan]

Like, so your summer vacationing instantly makes you more informed than people who lived their first 15+ years living through a tyrants manifested wet dream? Like shit, I hope you had a fun ass Sumer this year. Where'd you go, outer space?

[J-den @ImNotPeterPan]

I love how people will say they spent a couple weeks in a country and try and tell you how much they under stand the culture and the history of said country while actively discounting testimonys' of people who were born there.

[J-den @ImNotPeterPan]

Fuck cancer

[J-den @ImNotPeterPan]

So I know the world is going through a lot right now but like wut? @UrbanOutfitters

[J-den @ImNotPeterPan]

@Davis8892 When I finally finish that time machine in my mom's garage we'll go back and find out forsure 👌

[J-den @ImNotPeterPan]

@Brocolipinecone Try and sell them some menthol spirits

[J-den @ImNotPeterPan]

@bimimoss As long as it's not a live action Netflix reboot I'm with it. I've felt far too safe taking the trash out at night for wayyy too long

[Sam @halaljew]

in a shocking turn of events, the exact fucking thing the native people of the region said would happen if the pipeline was built just fucking happened

[J-den @ImNotPeterPan]

@smokesdad28 @MAHAMOSA Fookin' wanker