Shelley S

Marine biologist, athlete, and sarcastic sidekick

[Shelley S @ImNotShellfish]

Last week we got #BlaiseK a #ladybugfarm. He loves it! We have been studying the lifecycle and when I mentioned these are larvae he said “like the oysters!” He watches them daily and talks to them (“it’s going to… https://t.co/dhr4m6zQBP

[Shelley S @ImNotShellfish]

Blaise found a really big sharks tooth today during our beach walk. And by found I mean he picked it up and chucked it into the water while I yelled “Blaise, nooooooo”. But luckily the water is shallow and we were… https://t.co/3C6UdOwp0w

[Shelley S @ImNotShellfish]

U know what needs to happen while we’re all quarantined? People need to record some Drunk History style videos. Subject doesn’t matter; Just start drinking and hit record. Not like you have anything else to do, and the world needs you #MakeItHappen #drunkhistory #SelfIsolation

[Shelley S @ImNotShellfish]

Today was our office white elephant exchange and I had to share what I made. I think this is my favorite cross stitch ever. #crossstitch #crossstitchersofinstagram #virginiaisforoysterlovers #oyster #oysterhatchery… https://t.co/KI9YcuanFY

[Shelley S @ImNotShellfish]

Keep seeing people do these, so here’s my decade challenge #2009vs2019 #decadechallenge #browntoblonde #tenyearchallenge #glowup #27vs37 https://t.co/UMmz1torQO

[Shelley S @ImNotShellfish]

Halloween manicure today! I always love having a glow in the dark style this time of year #halloween #ghosts #halloweenmanicure #glowinthedark #glowinthedarknails #manicure #colorstreetwithshelley #becolorstreet… https://t.co/CK59HmbKBB

[Shelley S @ImNotShellfish]

Ladies I need you to stop what you’re doing right now and look at this. Do you know what this means?! Eighteen, yes EIGHTEEN sets of color street nails for $129. That’s such an amazing deal and the strips alone are… https://t.co/EqA8uJiCfW

[Shelley S @ImNotShellfish]

Found this in my sewing basket today. Forgot I had made this a few years back haha #crossstitch #ohforfoxsake https://t.co/SkfSFeI95P

[Shelley S @ImNotShellfish]

80s movie brunch! I may totally rock this outfit in normal life, neon and crop tops are back right? #80sfashion #80sparty #1980s #80smovies #geekgirlsofthe757 #whereweregoingwedontneedroads @ Newport News, Virginia https://t.co/taAAsigxyz

[Shelley S @ImNotShellfish]

Sunday morning tea, courtesy of sunrizetea in my black teacup. Love the pink hue of this Dancers in Peachy Pink tea, plus of course my bright yellow Lima Lemons/ Raise your Voice manicure.

Get your tea here:… https://t.co/3i2qiAjb0a

[Shelley S @ImNotShellfish]

Reggae night at southwind. #teamtetraploid #4N #teamabc #shellfie #saturdaynights #summer2019 #virginiaisforoysterlovers @ Southwind Pizza https://t.co/fKMz2SHZxx

[Shelley S @ImNotShellfish]

Beers, brats, and bands #mathewsva #teamabc #shellfie #virginiaisforoysterlovers #beerbratsandbands @VIMS_News #oysters #summer #summernights @ Williams Wharf, Mathews, VA https://t.co/hjlmArZ4hp

[Shelley S @ImNotShellfish]

The calm before the storm. 475 labels, 315 oysters, 116 beakers, 45 tanks. Tomorrow is family spawn day, wish us luck! #KauffmanAquacultureCenter @VIMS_News #TeamABC #Virginiaisforoysterlovers #tetraploids… https://t.co/CD4FAMsFdZ

[Shelley S @ImNotShellfish]

Tonight’s the night we finally get to see Khaleesi marry Jack Sparrow! #GOT #GOTFinale #ParksAndRec #itmakessenseifyoureadthebooks

[Shelley S @ImNotShellfish]

I’ve been on a #90smusic kick lately and B’s favorite song is #anthempt2 by @blink182. Tonight, after the fourth time in a row (his request), he yelled out “Mom! Don’t tell me time out again.” and I can’t decide if… https://t.co/mKjBXm5E24

[Shelley S @ImNotShellfish]

Totally forgot to post this from last weekend. B’s first time mini golfing and he’s a natural #lookouttigerwoods #golf #minigolf #holeinone #BlaiseK #toddlersofinstagram @ Bowie, Maryland https://t.co/I40pvp0Pxr

[Shelley S @ImNotShellfish]

#BlaiseK has been coming to the #KauffmanAquacultureCenter with me since he was 8 weeks old and slept through everything. Now that he’s older he asks to come see the #oysters and wants to… https://t.co/Pfj8R7KWa3

[Shelley S @ImNotShellfish]

I have become Monica from Friends. I literally just told my three year old he needs to play with his toys “in an organized fashion” #whatamidoing #friendstvshow #threenager #momproblems… https://t.co/w1xSBYOzuL

[Shelley S @ImNotShellfish]

How much do oysters eat? These guys were fed 200,000 algae cells/ ml this am (top photo). Three hours later they had filtered the water back to normal (bottom photo)! #oysters #algae… https://t.co/GbU52SSjCJ

[Shelley S @ImNotShellfish]

#justyouwait https://t.co/lR8ikSuC0L