Alexis

The difference between coffee and your opinion, is that I asked for coffee.

[Alexis @ImNotThatGirl__]

You know it's been a bad day when you have to use your inhaler.
Anxiety sucks.

[Alexis @ImNotThatGirl__]

When your uncle's wedding invite says "shit got real" before stating their wedding date, you know it's going to be fun.

[Alexis @ImNotThatGirl__]

So, I'm apparently developing an allergic reaction to one of my necklaces since the metal is fake.
My neck feels like it's on fire.

[Alexis @ImNotThatGirl__]

I want to have a black light party.

[Alexis @ImNotThatGirl__]

That "Oh Shit" moment when you realize you didn't clock out an hour and a half ago.

[Alexis @ImNotThatGirl__]

Co-worker told me I had "Superman confidence" when I they showed me the room after my interview.
Ha, that's cute.

[Alexis @ImNotThatGirl__]

@ImNotThatGirl__

[Alexis @ImNotThatGirl__]

That moment when the Managing Editor at the MSU Odyssey branch emails you, and asks if you're interested in joining their leadership team...

[Alexis @ImNotThatGirl__]

I've finally decided that not being okay is kind of alright with me.

[Alexis @ImNotThatGirl__]

I hate Ross Geller's character so much.

[Alexis @ImNotThatGirl__]

I can't tell if they're shooting fireworks or guns down the street.
Boy, I love this time of year.

[Alexis @ImNotThatGirl__]

I can't BREATHE😂😂😂 https://t.co/T7ZMOUhMRB

[Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton]

Rally ends. Crowd on way mumbling about immigrants. Vendors yelling HILLARY SUCKS BUT NOT LIKE MONICA. America. 2016.

[Alexis @ImNotThatGirl__]

@WaywardAcademy thank you!!❤️

[Alexis @ImNotThatGirl__]

Just bought a shirt from @WaywardAcademy for their Wayward AF campaign as a "birthday present". That's what I'm telling my mom, at least.

[Alexis @ImNotThatGirl__]

@AishaTaylor9 @misslianamarie @princess_air

[Hamilton Sexualities @HamiltonKinks]

My sexuality is this.

That's it, that's the tweet.

[Alexis @ImNotThatGirl__]

@misslianamarie @growwildtour DUDE! I was just thinking about that!
It's been a year since I rolled with my home-girl... 😏

[Alexis @ImNotThatGirl__]

Finally catching up on @AgentsofSHIELD !! @MingNa will always be my favorite badass. No contest.

[Alexis @ImNotThatGirl__]

Enter to win a trip for 2 to Greece, Nepal, Vietnam or Peru with TourRadar & Bamba #gotouring https://t.co/qM33HoGtrW #GoTouring

[Alexis @ImNotThatGirl__]

If someone brings me food, I'll be their best friend....