Eric T. Cartman

Kind of a big deal. More active on Coonstagram. Blocked by Kyle. #DontDoItEric

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Just saw a minority. Ugh, day ruined.

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FUCK

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@HeroMysterion The Kewn does what is necessary to keep this city safe.

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@AhAmKewl Totally. Fuckin’ asshole.

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Why is The Coon so awesome and kewl?

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@1jewish_prince You need to learn to control your gross Jew fantasies, Kahl.

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To be honest. I hope Stan dies, you guys.

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@1jewish_prince What.

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@FierceTurner YES YOU ARE. HEARTLESS BITCH!

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@1jewish_prince Kahl, I’m totally seriously right now.

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@1jewish_prince I hate you MORE.

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@SPCounsellor @HeroMysterion Yeah! Give him detention!

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@1jewish_prince Yeah, K Y E L H.

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@1jewish_prince CUZ I’M SERIOUSLAH NOW.

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@1jewish_prince Oh yeah?? I’m gonna kill you first! KAHL.

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@HeroMysterion I think you meant to tag Stehn. Pffhehehe

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@KennyMC197 You’re lame.

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@1jewish_prince KAHL!

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@FierceTurner Oh my GOD. OH MY GOD. ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TRYING TO MANIPULATE ME AGAIN, HEIDI?

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@HeroMysterion It is, brah.

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@FierceTurner Stop being a goddamn bitch, HEIDI!

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@iKyleJew And you’re an asshole JEW.