ImNotaLawyerBut...

I’m a walking Powerhouse based in Washington, D.C. My background is consulting, law & politics. I Live in NYC, Miami & DC. That's all you need to know.

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Ironically the revolution will NOT be televised. The majority of media outlets are owned by a select few (6 company's). http://t.co/zG3nCuQN

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@FearDept @YourAnonNews Public Testing: DHS plans on releasing Bacteria on the Boston Metro http://t.co/4nH2Enp8

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The Marilyn Monroe statue everyone loves to hate is finally going away http://t.co/hkjr7e0V

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@FearDept Looks like chicago gonna have 1 hell of a nato party http://t.co/e1u6yPsI

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If you don't know how to rap just say the same thing over and over like a million times.

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I really love my two day work weeks.

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Using your bones: Popular Science: Doors Unlock With Keyed Vibrations Sent From Your Smartphone Through Your Bones http://t.co/g7VBasma

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Popular Science: Neurons in Bird Brains Encode Earth's Magnetic Field, Giving Pigeons Reliable Internal GPS http://t.co/Dyez0iBe

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I'm rocking "Ned's Atomic Dustbin" in the Bentley.

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Goldman Sachs Investment Banker Under Investigation For Leaking News Of Pending Healthcare Deals http://t.co/mn03V0pe

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I love American, where else can you have non citizens protest American laws.

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How sad is it that Jesus Jones 1991 CD "Doubt" is better than anything on Top40 these days?

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Can't believe NASA is getting rid of SpaceBook. We were on the verge of learning if social networking sites could support intelligent life!

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@SheaSerrano @BofA_News Shea, I bet BOA posted all your checks big to small on same date. Even though you the charges were on difft days.

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The Supreme Court heard arguments today on Arizona's immigration law, but only after Justice Sotomayor showed some ID.

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The best thing I've seen all week is Celebrities bullying other Celebrities. They don’t realize that half of Internet users have aspergers.

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Hot dog and Hamburger pizza crust! We need this in America!

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@Rosie @OKMagazine @lindsaylohan Rosie bio says "Social rights and equal opportunities for women" but she attacks successful women.#selfhate

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@Rosie @MrKennedy5546 @lindsaylohan let's judge your living Rosie. How can U live in the nicest neighborhood n Miami but have Shitiest lawn?

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"We told him there wasn't a place for him in 2012, but Newt's always been stubborn." – '90s footnote Gavin Rossdale http://t.co/G4T2Jhsg