Pizza Pie Man

The half-baked thoughts of a pizza pie. Hottest new influencer, literally! Hero of the forthcoming children's book I'M THE PIZZA PIE MAN by @ClaireBernard

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So, does that mean if I read books out loud to MYSELF, I'll be a frequent reader with a great chance of being a frequent reader? 🤔

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Beautiful books deserve a beautiful bookmark, and if a smiling pizza doesn't define beauty then I don't know what is. Lucky for you, Pizza Pie Man bookmarks are readily available on my website. Make your mark!

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Books and pizzas win awards for a reason: because they're delicious! Here are some award winners for your bookshelf!

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Merry Christmas to my future readers and fellow book co-stars Nino, Penelope, and NYC! This holiday, let's let bygones be bygones, eh? Then afterward, you can try to eat me again. 😁🎄🍕

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The fact I avoid being eaten by all the holiday tourists is the real Miracle on 34th Street.

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It's Holiday movie time! For many, Elf is their favorite. Even pigeons like Penelope here love the Will Ferrell classic. How about you? What's your go-to Holiday flick?

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'Tis the season for joke-telling, fa-la-la-la-laaa, la-laaa-la-la. I hope telling Santa jokes doesn't get me on the naughty list! Check out more of my knee slappers at https://t.co/kyZgf2aBP5

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Got food on your mind? Check out these delectable picture books. You can't eat them, but they will satisfy your story cravings. Book appetit!

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Ahhhh, I remember reviewing this gem of a bookstore like it was only last year. Oh, wait, it was! Well, here it is again. Don't forget to visit and get that warm, cozy bookstore feeling for yourself. @wordbookstores

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Happy Hanukkah. Eight nights of celebration. Eight slices in a pizza. Eh? Eh? See what I'm getting at here? I'm really asking because I don't know.

#hanukkah

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Come on, America. Let's open those book covers and get that number up. I'm not saying reading is a competition, BUT LET"S GO OUT THERE AND BEAT EVERYONE ELSE AT READING!!🏅🏅🏆🏆🏆

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Merry Christmas Sweater Day! Wear your holiday heart on your sleeve, and your collar, and all over your torso. Then stop by my website to download fun Christmas activities. YULETIDE OVERLOAD!!

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In this rhyming yarn, Christmas night is told from the point-of-view of one of Santa's reindeers. You know, the one who comes between Vixen and Cupid in that song. That's right, it's Comet.

Read the full book review at https://t.co/jf00gf804J. 🎅

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Can't get enough Christmas colors? Neither can I! Download free Pizza Pie Man coloring sheets off my website and add a little sauciness to your Christmas decor. 🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅

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I know you're dying to get into my head (or at least eat it). Head to my website to subscribe to my newsletter and get my thoughts delivered right to your inbox. (Note: pizza emails are not edible.)

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Who doesn't love books by @ThePigeon? See how Mo Williemsy your little ones are feeling today. Look out for more of my whimsical reading guides and pay them forward!

#mowillems

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I love revisiting my bookstore reviews. It's like seeing an old friend. I think I'm going to do it all December. After all, the holidays are all about seeing loved ones!

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There are classic books you're missing out on. Visit my Amazon page, see what you've been missing, and then get these books delivered to your door. You can't miss that.

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I can't wait for my book to be in libraries and for readers to enjoy their weekends reading it. Also, their weekdays. Weeknights, too. And let's not forget weekdusks and weekdawns and every other moment of the day.

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I couldn't let the holiday season pass without me plastering my face on a holiday ornament! I'm a shameless self-promoter.