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I play Pokemon and make pizza… what else is there to know about me

[Shaakira @ShaakiraLindsey]

Me after solving one of the Riddler’s riddles wrong

[🐦‍⬛🦆mtz (birdposting era)🐧🦉 @sketchy_as_fork]

this video is so fucking funny sjdhjfhfjf the random blank stare in the middle, the huge variety of stolen food, the terrible table manners, like you could not write this

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

trees are 0-2 on two governors now

[#FreeAdequateEmily @ImprisonedEmily]

“If money is evil, this place is hell” is an INCREDIBLE QUOTE

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

“There,” said Toad. “Now I feel better. I am not down in the dumps anymore.”

[bradley ꕤ @bradleyberdecia]

happy pride month to her

[draculaura @DRACULAURlTA]

Knowing that killing myself is always an option brings me immense comfort

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Toad did not answer. He had fallen asleep.

[kyrein @2seatlimousine]

imagine ur school serves u this with a carton of milk and one of orange juice and then makes u run the pacer test afterwards

[J @ImProbablyJared]

Truly idgaf

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Andrew Tate’s manager confirms that he has lung cancer.

[J @ImProbablyJared]

Why the fuck did I unfollow Elon musk just to keep getting his dumb ass fucking tweets on my timeline

[J @ImProbablyJared]

The best idea I’ve ever came up with is carrying a roll of tp everywhere I go. Gotta blow your nose? Tp got you covered. Cut yourself and don’t have a bandaid? TP will hold you over and most of all, the worst part of public restrooms isn’t the toilet, it’s the shitty one ply tp

[J @ImProbablyJared]

The fact that “anytime” is one word but “every time” isn’t, upsets me